So we've got the Olympics on our alerts monitor
because we're IT and we can do whatever we fucking want.

So, dressage. As far as I can gather, it appears to be people with a lot of time and money on their hands with nothing better to do than make some poor horse look like a right cunt.

Right or wrong?
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:54, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i think it's just very very technical
and tricky, but boring as fuck to watch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)

There's a bit where they trot about a bit
and a bit where they make it prance like Pepe le Pew and quite a lot of the time they appear to be trying to fuck the saddle.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I think the order of the legs in prancing is something
It's like gymnastics - you can tell it's tricky, but fuck knows what the points are about. Also, there are less hot guys, which is why I switched to other things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Ah it takes me back to my days at comprehensive school.
We were always doing dressage in PE.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)

No, that was just when Mr. Bastard rode you like a horse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Best days of my life.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

You thought they'd never end
you'd sing and dance forever and a day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

it's arguably the most skilful and hard thing to do in the entire olympics
you try making half a tonne of not-overly-bright flesh prance sideways
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Do the Bob dance!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Yep horse dancing gold

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Well, no, I won't.
I have a chin.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Are you saying you don't like it because most protagonists are from a socio economic group higher than your own?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Nah, he's just got a fucking massive chin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Prick, they've just won
Go Team GB
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Best of all the Olympic teams

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Don't mention Mottephobia

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

*sheepskins*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)