Stupid bastard Tesco Insurance
Dear Mr Upinblue,

We can automatically renew your home insurance for £VASTINCREASEONLASTYEAR, please sleepwalk thorough the rest of this letter and then forget about it.

Lots of love,
Tesco Insurance


By the way, if you want to go online and fill in your details again yourself to renew the policy it will cost pretty much the same as it did last year. Shh.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I hate doing insurance stuff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

It's almost worth paying the extra couple of hundred pounds every year to avoid all the tedious form filling.
Almost
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I hate that.
Rang the house insurance to cancel, having got a cheaper quote off some meerkat.
"Can I see if we can do it cheaper for you?"
"No, you should have done that before sending me the renewal. Goodbye."
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)

you have a cooling off period I'm sure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

I did say to her after that
"unless we're talking £100 cheaper? "
"Er, no."
"Bye then"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Oh this^
"I'll just speak to my manager"

"OK, tell him to fuck off an' all"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

I shall be doing this in future
MAYBE THEY'LL LEARN.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

My mate Chris here at work keeps getting PPI calls
It is hilarious when he gets going

"NO, I WASN'T STUPID ENOUGH TO TAKE IT OUT!"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)