You're so much more offensive than I am, and yet people go "Oh that Rory, he's so funny"
and all I do is point out the available facts and they say "You're a horrible bully" and "you're actually a cunt it's not just the internet" and "You actually hate me".

It's like people have completely double standards!?

Seriously Rorypops, what am I doing wrong?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:11, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I don't know al, you're still king of the popular board, and let's face it you're only as good as your last post round here
don't lose heart.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I actually believe you're more than likely not a cunt at all off the internet
based on the testimony of others

HTH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

What if I told you that the others who testified that he is not a cunt, are fans of Oasis?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I bet he's a massive cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I bet you're actually really thick in real life as well as on here.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

it hurts because it's troooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Never mind Nakers
go and play with your baby, there's at least a couple of years until she's smarter than you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

*forces circle through square hole*
IN YOUR FACE EARLY LEARNING CENTRE
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Al has a square hole in his face?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I spent a long time pushing rectangular prisms up my nose as a child

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

NAME NAMES

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Scarpe is president of the Oasis fan club.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Wait, what?
Only in the same way that the head of the UK Pork Pie association is vegetarian.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

That doesn't make as much sense as it did in my head.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Nor does your championing of Oasis.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Total lack of humour.
Since you asked.
( Kroney, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Nothing.
Sometimes it seems no one else remembers this.

b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422780


And for the tl/dr brigade, this:


"The very next LESSON, the dna waste was excluded. After "careful consideration" she was sent to a secure unit school where, two years later she was raped and eventually killed herself.

Result!"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

How could I have forgotten this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

It's jsut words on the internet scarpe, stop taking it so seriously.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Oh yeah, silly me, I forgot.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

there are no winners in that story

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

The worst thing about that entire thread
is the guy that uses "illusion" when he means "allusion".

Should be chemically neutered.
( Kroney, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)