I know a ghost story
There were 3 brothers, a big one, a little one and a medium one. They were really hungry on their travels, when they came across a cave, and inside the cave was some toast on a golden plynth with a spotlight on it.

The first brother; the youngest. He was so hungry, this toast would be his, so he ran up to the toast so and as he went to pick it up, he heard the spooky sound of "WoooOOOOooooohhhh, I am the ghost that guards the toast". Well, the youngest brother, he ran out of this cave and told the midium brother, who didn't believe him.

The medium brother then ran into the cave, and as he went to lay his hands down on the toast, he heard the rattling chains and the haunting sound that we all dread to hear; "WohoooooOOOooooHhhhhhh, I am the ghost that guards the toast".

He ran out as quick as he could be, he ran to the oldest brother, "THERE IS A GHOST HAUNTING THAT TOAST, DONT GO IN AND GET AT IT", but the oldest brother didn't believe him.

The oldest brother ran in, and before the ghost had a chance to say anything, the oldest brother gobbled up that toast. He had every last crumb, and as he swallowed the last bite, he heard our dear friend, the ghost, one last time.

"WooooooOOOoooohhhh, I am the ghost that guards the toast. I warned you once, I warned you twice... I wipped my bum on every slice".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Was a lemon slice when I was at school
No idea why, though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Doesn't make any sense with a lemon slice.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)

No
lemon on its own, yuk. Maybe it scans better or something?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Ghost and lemon slice don't rhyme.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Did you go to a 'special' school, by any chance?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Monty, what are your plans now someone else has become Mod?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Just carry on my secret mod work as I always have done.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)

*secret mod handshake*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)

SHHHHHHH!
It's a secret!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)

+ in my head.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)

You're *this* close to a banning for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)

*imagines distance from here to Andromeda Galaxy*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Anyone does the ovbouse strike through I'm going to replace their hearing aid with an MP3 player with Manky Minja on it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)

umm.....
no, can't see it?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)

bumming, you oaf

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Very

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)