That doesn't answer the question.
Al runs marathons. If he had hair down to his waist, I still wouldn't want to fuck him.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i have a gaz somewhere, and you definitely say the opposite in it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)

here!
re: Al
Oh God Oh yeah Oh God Oh Yeah.

If only he had hair down to his waist, I would totally ruin him.
(Kroney “If there is hope, it lies in the proles.”, Tue 14 Aug, 14:46, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)

What you've done there
is take one of my gazzes about Bert, and replace his name with Al's.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

hang on
i thought bert WAS al?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)

no Al IS bert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

i note he is not disputing this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Al doesn't run marathons, he runs half marathons.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)