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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so i learned the word creepsy on here the other day, and i like it
what words have you learned from b3ta?

alt: tell us about the times someone has been creepsy with you, or you have been inadvertently creepsy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:18, 267 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
That's not a word.

What does it mean? Does it mean 'creepy'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I think she means "creepy". Though I can't be certain.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
It looks a bit like 'creepy', for sure.
If it were spelled incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
it's all evocative and shit
i've had a gaz from someone who thought he could start by asking what colour my underwear was. i've had edmund inviting me to hong kong despite never having met me. i've had my 32 year old friend think it would be ok to shag an 18 year old boy (she used the phrase "hot teenage cock").
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
What does you friend look like? As if she is hot and I was said 18 year old, then bang tidy i'm in there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
she runs marathons
and has dark hair down to her waist
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
That doesn't answer the question.
Al runs marathons. If he had hair down to his waist, I still wouldn't want to fuck him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
i have a gaz somewhere, and you definitely say the opposite in it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
here!
re: Al
Oh God Oh yeah Oh God Oh Yeah.

If only he had hair down to his waist, I would totally ruin him.
(Kroney “If there is hope, it lies in the proles.”, Tue 14 Aug, 14:46, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
What you've done there
is take one of my gazzes about Bert, and replace his name with Al's.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
hang on
i thought bert WAS al?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
no Al IS bert

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
i note he is not disputing this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Al doesn't run marathons, he runs half marathons.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Never trust a woman with stupidly long hair, NEVER

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
how long is stupidly long?
hers would come to about the bottom of her boobs, say
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Her boobs reach down to her waist?
Er... no thanks then.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
waist might have been an exaggeration
i don't know, D? C? biggish but not huge
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
They are right to doubt you when they say your friend is hot.
You have seriously questionable taste in women.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
no
you do
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
How saggy are her boobs?
I mean hair dwn the back to the waist, this is a clear sign of mentalness
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
aaaaaape
her head hair, not her back hair
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
She has BACK HAIR?
What is she, a chimp?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
sigh
that was my point. if you step over here, you can piss on it more effectively.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
You point was that your friend has back hair?
I shall ask again, is she a chimp?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Cousin It?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Ah now you see what you're thinking of here is the word 'creepy'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Yeah, you meant creepy.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
NO NO NO!
i learned "creepsy" on here and i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
See, you hit the 's' by mistake again. Bless.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
you can say it in just the right voice, too
to add a little more feeling to the word. Probably do a thing with your hands to indicate creepsyness too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
yesssssss
it's gollum-esque
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Creepsy sounds cute though, like something you can put up with. And if you do that it won't be long before creepsy becomes rapesy.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

OK, am I just naming dwarves now?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
snow white and the seven felonies?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
that's creepy,
we've already got a word for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
le creepy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
fucksocks, metric fuck ton, infrasound, quender
alt: i am never inadvertantly creepsy, I DO IT ON PURPOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
shower of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I can't think of any, oh god, I don't think I've learnt anything at all in my time here,
oh god.

I onced lived in a big housing estate, there was a shortcut down an alley to get to middle, save you walking all the way round, if ever there was someone walking alone ahead of me at night, I would always make sure to walk loudly and quickly right up to them and then slow down and follow them all the way to their front door, keeping pace with them.
I started doing this after when going home one night I got scared someone was following me, turned around, and it was my housemate, who had invented the game himself, and was trying to scare me.
A couple of times, especially in the early hours, people actually ran.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Hahahaha you bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
its fucking hilarious,
there was a big fella who turned round and threatened to thump me one if i didn't fuck off mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I know what I'm going to be doing tonight now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
i don't want you to hit me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Rightly so. I'm fuckin' NAILS, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
No More

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Hey Windy
I've burnt my hand pretty bad on cooking oil. What's the best thing to stop it from hurting?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Not to burn it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Where were you 20 minutes ago?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Throwing hot cooking oil around

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
oh,
if it's been 20 minutes the main damage is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
fire

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I'm not certain that will help

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Seriously, it really hurts
It's gone all Freddy Kruger-wrinkly
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Just dream its all better

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Will I ever play the violin again?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Just try it
and voila!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Try pouring a different type of oil on it.
You know, like how you're supposed to pour white wine onto red wine spillages.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I've only got truffle oil
Fucked if I'm wasting that on an injury. It's delicious and expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
cold running water, for a good five minutes

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Yeah, I've been doing that
Cheers Monce. If I die you can have one of my guitars
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
go down the chemist and get some aqueous cream,
smother hand in aqueous cream, put had in to thin plastic bag like a sandwich bag, put hand in ice for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Ah, I think we have some of that
Nice one WP. Luv u x x x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
only if the skin isn't broken,
otherwise it will sting like a motherfucker and get infected, if the skin is cracked, ice bath, just get a bucket full of iced water and keep your hand in it for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
RAAAGGH!!
The skin is broken and it stings like the proverbial motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
sorry about that.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Shut it
Cheers mate x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Ok, got some ice on it now
Panic over, thanks everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
wait, when you say a bad burn, how bad?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
By your standards, probably not BAD bad
But it's probably the worst burn I've ever had. Between my first and middle finger...red raw and the skin around it has sort of puffed up and solidified. It looks...unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
yeah,
did you put it under cold water immediately? if not, then the damage is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I did

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
then do what i said before, aqueos and ice cures all ills,
I was working in a kitchen a few years ago, and of the kps slipped and put his hand in to one of the fryers, up to the elbow. Aqueous cream, and an ice pack and he has minimal scarring.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Christ almighty

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
he would have walked on the oil or turned it to gin or something

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
we need pictures for a proper diagnosis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
That means a lot, Tee Aitch. A LOT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Alcohol by mouth, and lots of it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Best idea yet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
i might go to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Hahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/bab8bb764790008d6837/monty-is-awesome.gif
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
his head is a bit big for his body,
I find that disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
That is rather alarming.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I've discovered how to animate gifs, and I'm making up for the failure of your mod campaign.
I'm going to follow you around the internet posting your photos and reminding everyone how cool you are.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
That's a superb idea. these idiots need telling

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Oi :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Hello there

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
the pink hurts my brain
could you link this, pls?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I don't know how.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I guessed and got it right

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
yay

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I've never before been glad that Flash and gifs don't work on my phone

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Looks like Eric Idle fucked a spaniel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
i shouldn't laugh at this
but i'm laughing at this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Hahaha it actually does. That is a most unfortunate picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
on the bright side

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
*whistles*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
There was a great word that I got from either Mighters or Vipros
but I can't remember what it is or what it means. In summary, then, I've learnt none at all.

This is my coolest story ever, bro's.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
were you wearing waterproof trousers when you learned it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I sure was. They were the 'Peter Storm' brand 'IIRC'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
wow
you could really grow some carrots or a beard or wax a surfboard in those
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
My kale is being eaten by caterpillers.
I killed a lot of them yesterday. They are like sneaky green ninjas.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
fairly slow moving ninjas
possibly due to the amount of kale they have consumed
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
proof if proof were needed that vegetarianism leaves you weak and vulnerable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I like caterpillas, they're cute

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
prove it queer.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
what does /ac mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Awful cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
sorry, I meant 'it means autocomplete, you awful cunt'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
autocomplete

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Air conditioning. It's very humid at the moment and teh breeze isn't coming in through the window so I turned it on.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
it's like a little puppy!
www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/images/206-indexstock5422726sz.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
he is a little darling isn't he.
Is it true or a myth that the prettiest caterpillars become the dullest butterflies?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
no idea, bit of an "ugly duckling" theory there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
That is just a lie that mummy caterpillars tell to their ugly children.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Alt: It wasn't really inadvertent
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1704604
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
ah that's sweet
join the queue
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
It was really for the benefit of this thread more than anything.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
it's no good backing down now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I'll be there, don't you worry*
*Do worry
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
The Tom Petty/Mariah Carey mashup?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I only know one Tom Petty song
and it doesn't have any of those words in the title.
I don't know any Mariah Carey songs.
Otherwise, I'm sure this is hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Wont Back Down
I'll Be There

No?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Oh you were including swipe's post as well
Yes, that is the Petty song that I know.
Still don't know any Carey though.
4/10 for effort.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Stunned used an interesting word I had never heard before the other day:
Copacetic.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
It's one I learnt from old skool rap, funnily enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
The OED informs me that it is North American informal.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I am deeply hurt that nobody has mentioned "bongle" yet :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Gunt
short, fully descriptive and to the point.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Gunt is one of my favourites.
It's almost onomatopaeic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
see also twunt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Butterface is still one of my favourites.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Shitcunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
shitcunt or spunktrench
always a difficult decision
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Shitcunt every time.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
on balance you might be right
spunktrench in reserve. for variety.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
technically more than one word, but
"shitcunt autistic spastic" made me LOL first time I read it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
The teachers at your special school really didn't pull any punches when writing their reports, did they?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
sittingroomlol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
proper lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
desklol

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
toiletlol

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Jill Dando's house lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
fucktard

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Pricklamp.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
dicksplash

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Actually, 'House Whale' is the best

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
or cunthorse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
i love cunthorse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Best of all the animals.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
haha
"i love horses' controversial follow-up magazine"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Aimed at the Adult Entertainment sector
it saw poor sales, failing to appeal to the manestream...
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
it's a good place to spread your oats

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
clickety clops

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
*votes*

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
ooh we could do one of those bent polls for the best b3ta word
but i can't; i have no idea how
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Let's not bother then eh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
yeah
lethargy ftw
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
i don't like those polls :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
did one rape you?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
They totally ripped him off when the installed his new boiler.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
that's the price you pay, it's like a POLLS TAX

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I blame SLaggy thatcher

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Racist

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
"Arrrr, she be a housewhale....
but the hour be late, and her blowhole be wet".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
well, that's unpleasant.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Call me Ishmael_Ape

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
spong

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
cats are cunts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_mVb-G1v1I&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
hahahhaa

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I fucking love cats.
Them being total cunts is one of the reasons why.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
That's because they are the "frenchiest" of all the animals is this regard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Shat lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This a rather charming story of the genesis of the word 'spoffle':
miztres.wordpress.com/2011/11/24/the-story-of-spoffle/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Like it
there is also zuffle, which is something else entirely.
Roger's Profanisaurus is the Bible of such things, usually.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Sneaky Hitler lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I submitted a phrase to that once, got nowhere :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
My mate got the phrase "Tonto's Saddlebags" in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Mine was 'tramp's tie-dye'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
my friend's dad runs a small chain of fish and chip shops
he had absolutely no idea that his innocently named "noshbox" had made it into the thesaurus, and was thunderstruck when someone showed him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Giles Coren lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Rarest of all the lols
I fucking love that story though, he really reveals himself for the frightful cunt that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
It still makes me lol today
i showed it to an ex publisher the other day and she was flabberghasted
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Never work with children or animals, or Giles Coren.
BREAKING NEWS: I think I'm well enough for a bottle of wine now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Good lord, it's not even 6 yet!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
6 was over 9 hours ago.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I've plumped for a Sithifrikan pinotage.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
An excellent choice.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
They do good pinotage
Australians for Shiraz and Californians for Cabernet Sauvignon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)

" And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro."
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
How many hands does the woman have?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
how do you know there was only one woman?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
"she" implies the same one?
mind you it's that bad who can tell.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
wtf was that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
larping

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
no
which is a shame. WHo wouldn't want three stripes of spunk on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I don't want any, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
oh :(
*puts away spunk dispenser*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Baddiel and Skinner'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Ooh you dirty deleter, you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
what...the...fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Bad Sex Award a few years back
from a Giles Coren book
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Is that the email in which he craps on
about "editors" "editing" his work as a writer?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
You got it. Ghastly.
'I WOULD NEVER END A SENTENCE ON AN UNSTRESSED SYLLABLE'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I bet his cock was leaping around like a shower dropped in a bath.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Twunt. Good word.
Apparently sending jizz, in a Rizla paper to Blue Peter presenters is creepsy. And illegal.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Peter Duncan loved it when I did that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Well he's a boy scout,
so that says it all. Now Katy Hill...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)

eter J and
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I got them in the eye

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I'M BLIND MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I think this was the first place I saw norks, but it's not very frequent anymore

I miss norks
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
i miss norks to

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
get yourself a fat boyfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
They're those things that are like a cross between a knife and a fork, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Your thinking of a stroon

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I am ALWAYS thinking of a stroon. ALWAYS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is why I admire the Chinese
They've seen the fork, yet they're sticking with the chopsticks. Fair play to 'em I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
My theory on chopsticks
is that it's a way of making a small bowl of rice take ages to eat - a good idea if your population is a bunch of undernourished Chinkies with fuck all for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Nah, they just shovel it in.
Simple case of "hey, I've found something that sort of works, let's stick with it for thousands of years. ESPECIALLY when faced with superior technology!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
'superior technorogy' surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
"supelior"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
SUPPLIES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I've learned nothing from B3ta.
And I've never been creepsy, or been a victim if a creepsophile.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
One thing you definitely haven't learnt
is that posting a daily update on your morning's choice of flamboyant homosexual attire gets you nothing but mockery, you Brittas wanker.

x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
bri'ass fives

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
black shirt today.
Fascist Wednesday in the office.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
pleae tell me you are not wearing a neon blue or ornage tie?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
i'm going to guess pink or white

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Cornflower blue PLEASE, niggah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
you've learnt that your ideal career is as a leisure centre manager

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
if no one's creepsied you
you are probably the creepster
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I like how the not-a-word
is now spawning horrible little not-a-word descendants. By "like", I do of course mean "hate".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
language is a beautiful and fluid thing
you can't stop it's metamorphosis
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Perhaps not, but I can bitch about it unceasingly
and claim that it's ruining the language.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
and I suppose you'd like a wooden clog to put in that weaving machine, too, frenchy?
is that too obscure?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
It was a shoe-in
Stop pointing out inconsistencies in my opinions, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
No it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
In much the same way as you can't stop misusing the long-suffering apostrophe.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
That's a bit creepshitty

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
that's because he's got a case of the creepswallers

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I'm already carpet bombing the North later, thanks to sportscow
I'm more than happy to swing by Wales too, it's practically on the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
whatevs, frognobber

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I've only nobbed one frog
it croaked.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
so you're a necrofrogiphiliac?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Oh, creepsiding?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
not true
I've never been creepsied and I've never creepsied anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I grow weary of this thread, someone start a new one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I think he hates you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
i do hate you
HTH xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Nothing personl swipey, it was beautiful flower when it started, but now it's autumn years are catching up on it and like so many beautiful breasts it is heading south for the winter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
go on then
give us a hotter, younger thread that everyone can leave it for
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I'm afraid that your nemesis is already on the case.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Chompy already has done
HAHAHAHAA

see you tomorrow, Swipey.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
ah well
if you want to read about newslinks and homebrew, you knock yourself right out.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I'm not wearing a tie.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)

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