Is this thread more important than Chompy's one? I'm not sure which to answer.
12 years between me and Catface. It's working out fine although I have moments when I wonder how he's never heard of Neil Kinnock.

Alt: I had cake for breakfast.

Edit: Catface won't let me get a dog. That's animal cruelty.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's ok you can answer this one instead.
I'm not as DESPERATE for attention as SOME people. WHO LIVE IN SLOUGH
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I was going to answer yours but Kroney had a more relevant question.
I feel there's more happening on you're thread though. All the cool kids seem to be there. Once again I'm out on the edge, having thrown in my lot with the rejects and outsiders. And dude, it's bad when you're the rejects' reject.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

But I'd typed it all out and stuff
I didn't realise you'd posted a thread about some dog :(
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

You have to see his point
It might mistake him for a cat and chase him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Or it might get shot by a cop.
Or it might end up in the Daily Mail. Frankly, I don't know which is worse.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I wouldn't take it to New York if I were you.
They don't seem to like dogs much. They're probably cat people.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I don't trust cat people.
They tend to be emotionally stunted.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

As a cat person
I entirely agree
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)

but but but KITTEHZ????

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)

fuck the Kittehz
fuck them in their cold, black, hearts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

it's nearly always about what you had as a kid
that's why some people love birds or hamsters, whilst others would kill them with fire.

i want a cat and a dog, but as i'm allergic to both, it'll probably be a slow decline into spinsterhood with a goldfish.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

They've bred a hypo-allergenic dog.

( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

yes
it's called a poodle

fuck that nasty fluffy shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Ending up in the Daily Mail
that's worse than anything. It's worse than Hitler fisting Myra Hindley with a Maddy mask on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Who's wearing the maddy mask?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

you are.
I dunno. Both of them. But I stress this in the most positive way - only on here would that be an actual question, as if the answer affected how bad the scenario is regarded to be.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)

bad the scenario is?? I was just trying to finish off.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)

It works for me either way.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)

+while Diana watches from heaven

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

alwayz in R harts. And porn.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)

*click*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)