Ah, daddy issues.
Try mixing some meat protein with the rice, it'll do you the world of good.
Never been to a school disco thing, it always sounded a bit creepiester. Or whatever that earlier term was.
Edit, no idea, I'm having mushroom chili and chips. can this count as a lunch thread?
Real edit, men are all bastards, discuss.
www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/08/all-men-are-potential-pedophiles-eyes-australian-airlines/55663/
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:13, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Utter bollocks
Most victims are abused by someone they already know, so statistically the kid is safer next to a stranger!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Well yes,
I agree, but blokes are unfortunately the "victims" here.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

"i'll move if you upgrade me"
being the immediate response here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

"Let me finish first"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

99% of paedophiles are men.
Therefore it follows that 99% of men are paedophiles.

Now stop noncing that kid and get back to work.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

hence my point
young boys are not attractive
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

According to certain Australian airlines
I think otherwise.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

vicarious noncing?
a new low for OT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Rubbish
It's just that 99% of female paedophiles are never reported or caught. They're either better at it, or else it's pretty unlikely a 12 year old boy is going to the police to say, "waaah this big titted lady gave me some sweets and pulled my winkie until it spat at her"

/I obviously just made this up, but you can't PROVE it's not true. Statistically.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

that is because ladies never give away sweets
EVER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

The burden of proof blah blah blah

( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

"well, if it's a crime to touch sexy kids..."

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)