it was pretty awful actually, his ex came out to split us up.
And he saw her, despite me thinking it was a bad idea. then told me he chose me and didn't want her. Then two days later told me she'd spent the night at his house and he was getting back together with her, good bye thank you very much.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What a cunt.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

That's what he said. After he tapped it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

That's pretty shitty.
Sadly Poppet, some boys are just like that. Other boys try and be nice, but can't help thinking with their cocks, and other boys actually are nice, and it turns out it's just you who is wrong.

It's not always clear which situation applies in each case.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Thank you Katie Boyle

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I don't know who she is because I'm not ancient and I never read the Radio Times because I'm not a pleb.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Agony Aunt from the 80's. Probably dead now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I like the radio times, I read it when I'm at my parents.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I'm DAMN sure I am not in the wrong here.
I did everything reasonably, I was trusting, and I respected his wishes. He fucked up. Not me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

You were probably at least one of the following:
A moaner.
Annoying.
Needy.
Sexually bland.
Unable to cook.
Disliked by his friends.
Smelly.

HTH for next time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I bet she wouldn't swallow.
Or if she did she made a big deal out of it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)

So that's numbers 1, 2 and 4.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Nah it's actually because I put nair in his shampoo.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Is that the hair creme stuff?
You shouldn't put it on your ball according to Amazon.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

People who go back to their exs are generally indecisive and/or wimps who like being walked over.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

men.
ALL.

THE.

SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Bullshit are they.
I admit I've been a cunt in the past, but to compare others to that is unfair, I know many, many guys who have been fucked over by women's mind games over and over again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

sorry, i don't make the law. the law stands.
(this is where bella would say that is also because i'm a woman)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

And the women who demand attention, gifts, etc are what. misguided?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

spoiled and should be ignored until they grow up and pay for their own fucking stuff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

And women who have completely mental rules?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Are Rachelswipe.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

No. I wouldn't agree with that.
I know he fucked up, but it was a massively out of the blue fuck up. Still not going to take him back now that he's begging me to though. I know some absolutely lovely men. My friend Joel has been wonderful through all this - took me to his house and let me stay there all week. And his housemates were all lovely too.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

They all want to fuck you.
All together. In every hole.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

three are taken, and one is( I'm almost positive), gay.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I thought you were referring to your holes there.
Actually, you still could be.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I'm really not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I can imagine it would be hard to type with three cocks inside you.
Especially since, assuming it's your vadge that's gay, you would have one in the bum, one in the mouth and one either in your nose or ear.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Unless she's be trepanned, then she could be skull fucked.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I'm not sure I want to be skull fucked...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)

He'll probably bagsy the bumhole then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

NOT


TRUE
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

T O T A L L Y
T R U E
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Just because you only go for gay guys.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Once again a lawyer is incorrect. Thanks for reinforcing this stereotype.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

hmmmm!
i will do a test at the next LOLBASH that will prove it beyond all reasonable doubt, your honour.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I actually agree with you
Men are all the same, at the core. We may go about things in a different way (some of us cheat, some of us don't) but the goal is always them same. Have as much sex as possible.
Girls are all the same too, mind. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just fooling themselves.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)