From the radio this morning
"A survey found that 1 in 4 men still keep a favourite toy e.g. teddy bear. Do you?"

Strangely not a single man rang in to confirm this.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:30, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

ahaha I know a 32 year old who has a stuffed dog from when he was 3

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

it's just too cute.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Oh he's really, really not.
;)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Maybe you should look to date an older man?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

did you not see the age he is?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

exactly my point, older men can be less dickish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

The guy who just dumped me is 30.
How much older should I be going hmm?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

oh...ignore me then
The way he acted sounded quite young
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Also, 30 year old going out with a 20 year old for 6 months and wanting to move in
I'm not saying he was fucking his ex behind her back. But, well, actually that's pretty likely.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

She was in Ireland. Very unlikely.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Hmmmm, I'm sensing you may have been rather unfortunately used by this guy. I feel bad for you.
Have you had yourself tested for STI's?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Why would she need to be tested for a Subaru? I think she'd notice if she had one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I got tested very recently in fact. I'm all clear.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Good

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Yeah, as good as invasive vaginal exams can be.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

You shouldn't be thinking about moving in with anyone until you get wrinkles.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I HAVE WRINKLES.
I'm getting creaselines on my forehead and around my eyes. I have three grey hairs in my fringe.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Holy fuck, I'm sorry it's too late for you now, start breeding cats.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I miss my cats actually :(
They're at home at my parents house.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

You should make replica ones out of soap and human hair.
Then make a shrine for cats in your bedroom by cutting all the pictures of cats out and making a collage. Light candles to add to the ambiance.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I have a teddy bear that I got given at the age of 23 by my cousin after looking after her kids for a year.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

bent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

That's you say every time you look in a mirror.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Song is off to Barcelona... Ffs

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Meh, I don't feel as bad about him.
He isn't on the record as saying that he wanted to stay with Arsenal and win trophies. Plus, going to Barcelona, or other Wuropean clubs is acceptable as you're not then playing against your old club in the League.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

It's becoming quite tiresome how many players just fuck off. RVP is a snake.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Football ceased to be a "sport" years ago.
It's now just the exploitation of old tribal loyalties by grinning badge-kissing fuckwits backed up by greedy men in suits, funded by Sky TV money.
Exhibit A, Carlos Tevez.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I still have a Shaun The Sheep my Mum gave me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)

quend
youo are allowed a little leeway however
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Because he spends so much time asleep?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)