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Lets talk about food
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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I can't help feeling that people are putting less effort into their threads, you know.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:09,
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You've ruined my game you shameful excuse for a penis
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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It's alright Nakers
It was a shit game, anyway.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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YOUR A SHIT GAME
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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You're*
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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THATS THE GAME
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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game penis
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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I hear it's tall and thin
but it's got a beer gut.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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Those my balls you anatomical idiot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:14,
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Must look like a pregnant giraffe or something
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:14,
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giraffs are the onl mammal born WITH horns
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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I was born with the horn
when I came out I made a sound like a ruler twanged on the edge of a desk, apparently.
You know, a sort of "dlllllllringgggg" noise.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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Is that why they cut it off?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:19,
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It was safest for all concerned, I'm sure you can agree.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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It was his large Gallic nose
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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I keep trying to tell people that I'm actually English
but they take one look at my nose and my stupid little rat-boy eyes and instantly think "French".
What a bunch of pricks.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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It's the smell also, never forget the smell of garlic, surrender and roast elephant
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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I'm going to have a curry tonight, Al
What do you think I'll have?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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A GAY ONE WITH FUCKING TOFU PRETEND MEAT THATS FUCKING WHAT
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:14,
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Fucking mung bean dhaal cunt
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:14,
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Actually their dals are excellent
www.indian-empress.co.uk/lentils.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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You want to get some lamb in you.
That's what you want.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:21,
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Naked Ape should take his own life.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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At last you are talking some sense
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:25,
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lol
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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You slippery editing eel's cock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:14,
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Here's their old menu to help you decide:
www.indian-empress.co.uk/mains.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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You'll have a Xacutti because it helpfully doesn't explain anything about what the fuck it is.
I'm going to be honest here tangles (which is code for me being rude) that looks like a shit indian restaurant.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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This is where you are very wrong
This is actually the best Indian takeaway I have had anywhere in the country.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:19,
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Poor old TUiP
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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Seriously, you can't get some of this shit anywhere:
www.indian-empress.co.uk/south-indian-specialities.htmlThe local Indian community are going nuts for it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:24,
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I'd rather them on their choiue of font
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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Choiue do Font
Sounds like one of Kroney's dishes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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Sounds like we should all descend on your gaff and get a takeaway.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:26,
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COVENTRYBASH!!!!
Shall I invite Cap Plac and Pooface?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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Absolutley.
It's not like they have jobs or anything to do.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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They'll be busy with "twang-er club"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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Oh and the Xacutti is the most dangerously hot dish on the menu
Quite delicious, with lots of mustard seeds and curry leaves.
It is not on the new menu though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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THEY DO QUORN ONES NOT TOFU BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE PANEER PROBABLY
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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Fucking mung bean paneer cunt
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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You can't have paneer in a curry, you have it as a starter. THATS HOW IT WORKS
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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As if vegetarianism would ever take off in India, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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Quite
They've got fucking cows wondering around everywhere.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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Bestialitylolz
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:21,
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I can't work out which thread i should post in.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:13,
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This one seems to be winning.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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but i've got loo roll related news,
And it doesn't fit any of the threads.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:19,
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start a new one then
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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I've started one just for Wi-Pi
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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Thread one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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