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I only have one loo roll left.
So tomorrow I have to go into the attic and get some more down.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:27,
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shattic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:30,
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Send your lazy wife up to get them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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Al Frank?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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She's going to Chester this weekend
leaving my to wipe my arse on newspaper.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:38,
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Poor wifing, right there.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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Maybe he needs a new router
I could set it up for him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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You terrible penis.
Go throw yourself under a bus.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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I thought you'd like that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:50,
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Is that not an inconvenient place to keep shitpaper?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:39,
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It is difficult climbing the loft ladder with your kecks round your ankles
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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I don't keep all of it there
we have a loo roll holder which stores about 5 rolls. When they run out we get more out of the loft.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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Airing cupboard for us, warm bum wiping ftw.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:41,
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That's glass fibre insulation btw
might explain your "troubles"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:42,
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That itches to read
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:43,
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A real man would use a belt sander
coated in cactus spines and chili powder
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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i know I felt bad typing it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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