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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I only have one loo roll left.
So tomorrow I have to go into the attic and get some more down.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:27, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
shattic

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Send your lazy wife up to get them.

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Al Frank?

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
She's going to Chester this weekend
leaving my to wipe my arse on newspaper.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Poor wifing, right there.

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Maybe he needs a new router
I could set it up for him
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
You terrible penis.
Go throw yourself under a bus.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I thought you'd like that

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Is that not an inconvenient place to keep shitpaper?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
It is difficult climbing the loft ladder with your kecks round your ankles

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
I don't keep all of it there
we have a loo roll holder which stores about 5 rolls. When they run out we get more out of the loft.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Airing cupboard for us, warm bum wiping ftw.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
That's glass fibre insulation btw
might explain your "troubles"
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
That itches to read

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
A real man would use a belt sander
coated in cactus spines and chili powder
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
i know I felt bad typing it

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)

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