Down down children's chimneys
alt: nob

altalt: Smoked, however I can forgive unsmoked it's sins

altaltalt: Cut out the habitual ones, then the daytime ones and finally the drinking ones.

altaltaltalt: The Hulk

altaltaltaltalt: Because you tocuh yourself at night
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alright spastic?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Excellent thanks, mini ape is on top form at the moment which makes the mornings a pleasure
How's your shed?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Shed is excellent. Just need to fit it out with racking, which will happen on Saturday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

what kind of shaed is it? Tool shed? Potting shed? man shed?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

My new potential house comes with a free shed!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)

This is excellent news.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I will post pics should we get the house
and get banned
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)

You'll only get stepped if you post it on QOTW, you should be fine if you post it on OT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I'm gazzing the mods about this subthread.
Terrible trolling of offtopic, spoiling it for everyone else.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Oi!

(Legless is a prick., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

And you should be permabanned.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

FUCK YOU, you vegetarian pussy.

(Legless is a prick., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Do sheds eat meat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Sheds eat bikes, screwdrivers and single gardening gloves

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)

And the specific drill bit you need while leaving all the weird sizes

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

and not once were there any puppies in the ones I was shown

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)

An 8ft x 6ft combination of all three.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)

lovely stuff, I yearn for a shed
but will first need a garden
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Here it is in all it's glory

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)

MODS!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Fucks sake, b3th!
When are you going to get out of bed and start modding this place?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Someone forgot their concrete base

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

SHED FAIL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

there's no lock either
there'll be a tramp living in it like five minutes ago
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)

He is sub-letting to 48 Polish plumbers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

this goes on in places like Hanwell with every second garden housing fifty tamils

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

It's on a 4x2 wooden base
Edit: and locks have been fitted since this pic was taken.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

which will rot
every kid knows that a concrete base is required
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

We are planning on moving in a year or so, so not bothered.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

why do a job right when half arsed will do

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

it's the Mary Celeste of the shed world
doomed to failure
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

It'll do.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

yes, this was a similar attitute of the Egyptians at Giza

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Haha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

* wanks *

(Legless is a prick., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tocuh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)

that is some impressice contortion from Battered

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)