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I've just been to get the shopping.
Standing at the checkout in an almost empty supermarket, I let out the most evil noxious fart ever. Just me and teh boy on the till, pretending that it never happened. I may have been a touch red by the time I left.
Evening, everyone.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:51,
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Lies
on the Internet.
Women don't fart.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:53,
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There ARE no women on the internet.
Everyone knows that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:54,
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Fanny farts are hilarious.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:56,
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*queefs*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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My thumb is starting to feel better, thanks for asking.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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Oh, thank heavens.
i was so worried.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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I had to cut some of the nail off. Being a macho type I used a Stanley knife.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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How incredibly manly.
Is microbattered terrified of daddy's black finger?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:11,
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She and the Mrs are at her parents until Thursday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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Retarded move Batts
The heated needle would have been a better idea, Get the booster jab.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:12,
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Sterilised blade.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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Ok this I need to know how?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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Boiled a brand new blade in a saucepan, covered the pan, waited for it to cool. Then put clean kitchen gloves on to fit the blade back in to the knife. Heated the blade up until blue with a lighter, waited for it to cool slightly and then used it.
Edited due to iPad keyboard.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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+the pain I'm in
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:38,
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Much less pain than I was in. Released the pressure. Swelling has also decreased.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:40,
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Booster jab?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:40,
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Had one 6 pr so years ago. They're valid for 10 years I think.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:42,
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Yep they are.
That it for me tonight dinner calls
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:43,
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I
once went out with a girl who could queef at will.
Quite the party girl, she was. But not the turn to show off at a do with aunts, uncles and grannies.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:26,
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you stinkin' whore
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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Well, that's nice.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:00,
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Home Sweet Home
Not like the check out area you left
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:03,
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well, that cap seems awfully snug on you...
other than being a guff monster, what's up?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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*steps away*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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Nuthin'
You?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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i saw some music and some crazy things and some mud at the weekend
and experienced an awesome new beverage: brandy chai
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