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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good evening peopleSo Fried chicken has been given a make over?
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/aug/21/chooks-away-fried-chicken-goes-gourmet
Which leads me on to comfort food, After watching Adam Richman I now love chili cheese fries, whats your idea of comfort food?
Alt: Non-intentional self harming, I think I may have torn a muscle/ligament in my shoulder on Sunday, what silly injuries can you share with O/T?
Alt:Alt: When was your last "No shit Einstein moment"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:22,
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I think my all time favorite song is Sweet Transvestite.I love a bit of Rocky horror.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:49,
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Lost me there PopsFav song?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:50,
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Yup, this one.www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:52,
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Great, good???????I'm still lost as to why you're mentioning it.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:54,
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I want to go see Rocky Horror somewhere all dressed up.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:57,
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HahahahahahaaOne of the Goth's I knew said she loved RHPS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:00,
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I don't know a single goth who doesn't absolutly love RHPS. I reckon RHSP inspired more goths than...ermm.... The Cure.This is coming from someone who was born* JUST after goth's haydays.
Plus I bet you at least like 75% of the women on here would totally do Dr.Frank N Furter.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:05,
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Probs right thereOne of my first sexual encounters was a goth chick, she was well wild Trufax
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:09,
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me and my friends went to see it dressed up oncethere is nothing unusual about that, except 3 of them went as the policeman, construction worker and red indian from the village people. At the door security took many of the props from the policeman and construction worker, meaning that they looked like they weren't dressed up at all. This left on friend (who is about 6ft 3 even before the headdress) incongruously dressed as a red indian.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:08,
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Careful which costume you chose, otherwise people will see your colostomy bag. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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I'm totally getting a Henry Hoover attachment if I ever get one of those badboys.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:09,
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Two replies and I can't see them?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:49,
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Yep (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:04,
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So you can see thisHARTLEY HARE IS AN UNFUNNY DULL WANKER.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:05,
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Thanks for that(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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Phudds where the hell you been?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:12,
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Wait, I thought you were HH.What ones bobby?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:12,
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Keep up Popz we're all Bobby apart from you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:13,
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I think that would be a good slogan/rebranding for Push Pops - "Keep up Popz".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:19,
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"Push Popz Your only gay if you push back"would work better in San Fransico
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:22,
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Are you american?If you are, I want to talk to you about Froot Loops.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:26,
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Nope not American(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:27,
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Oh ok, just thought it was strange that you'd mention SanFran rather than Brighton.Well, not strange, but thought it meant maybe you were american or really like america or something like that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:34,
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I don't really know much about the gay scene.But did watch a wicked BBC thing on about the story of Disco, I think New York and San Fransico was mentioned quite a bit.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:37,
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I was once quite big on the london lesbian scene, true story.used to know all the staff at this club called Candy, which was key to the LGBT movements.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:46,
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On CarlIse St, next to Private Eye's offices IIRC. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:54,
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Whats LGBT mean?If it means that "Little Git Battered Type" it would explain how you was big on the scene?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:00,
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Lesbian/gay/bi/transexual.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:20,
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SHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhDG I knew
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:21,
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Oh. Bugger.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:21,
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The operative word(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:22,
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Yes. My office used to be around the corner in Soho Sq. hence my knowledge. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:21,
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Strikethroughmainialolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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Sounds right, couldn't tell for sure though, I'm shit with roadnames.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:21,
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Evenin HH, I watched that video earlier, interesting but too longalt: Dark bedroom, plus a couple of beers, plus the wife's hair straighteners lying across the floor equals me hitting the deck like a sack of shit.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:05,
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After a Kung fu movie my son once kicked me down the stairsHe was only 8 at the time, I was totally not expecting it, I still can't lean on one elbow.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:10,
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Alt: I drilled in to my left thumb yesterday. It hurts less now I have cut a third of the nail off with a Stanley knife. Released the pressure underneath I guess. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:08,
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Sorry no funnies from me.Tetanus booster? how long ago?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:11,
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Did he swallow a fly?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:12,
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Something about a frothy head(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:16,
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You retard most do supply and erect(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:16,
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Yes, but I am a better craftsman, despite my injury. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:18,
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get a booster jabHahahahahahahahhahahaaaa
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:19,
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I wonder, if making websites was 200 years old, if back in the day, they would consider it a craft; and as thus, today a web developer would fall under the category of 'craftsman'.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:27,
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However I can at least spell tetanus correctly. Unlike you. You spastic. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:18,
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What are you prattling on about? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:23,
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Hindu's will love the new Apple I-dot(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:25,
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The next Apple product (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:23,
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Leave it out Nakershe only has one functioning hand, Im hoping to see him compete in the spazolympics
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:31,
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1 handed dwarf events are pretty popular(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:38,
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You utter BULLYB3TH, B3TH he's picking on Batt's again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:39,
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It's unfortunate that his short stature means he can't access the venue and that his low IQ breaks the "no extracting the urine from people with a mental handicap" that the Corinthian spirit of the Olympic movement demands. It's a shame.
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"No shit Einstein"Sorry had to do that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:46,
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Short maybe. Low IQ? I think not. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:54,
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Youare short on sentience, though.
Hard of thinking, in common parlance.
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How does <s>jesus</s> battered have a wank?*holds hand out, palm down, and moves the palm up'n'down slowly then quickly, changing my facial expresion from happy to concentrating*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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I've just been to get the shopping.Standing at the checkout in an almost empty supermarket, I let out the most evil noxious fart ever. Just me and teh boy on the till, pretending that it never happened. I may have been a touch red by the time I left.
Evening, everyone.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:51,
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There ARE no women on the internet.Everyone knows that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:54,
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My thumb is starting to feel better, thanks for asking. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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I had to cut some of the nail off. Being a macho type I used a Stanley knife. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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How incredibly manly.Is microbattered terrified of daddy's black finger?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:11,
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She and the Mrs are at her parents until Thursday. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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Retarded move BattsThe heated needle would have been a better idea, Get the booster jab.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:12,
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Ok this I need to know how?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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Boiled a brand new blade in a saucepan, covered the pan, waited for it to cool. Then put clean kitchen gloves on to fit the blade back in to the knife. Heated the blade up until blue with a lighter, waited for it to cool slightly and then used it. Edited due to iPad keyboard.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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+the pain I'm in(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:38,
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Much less pain than I was in. Released the pressure. Swelling has also decreased. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:40,
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Booster jab?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:40,
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Had one 6 pr so years ago. They're valid for 10 years I think. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:42,
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Yep they are.That it for me tonight dinner calls
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:43,
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I once went out with a girl who could queef at will.
Quite the party girl, she was. But not the turn to show off at a do with aunts, uncles and grannies.
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you stinkin' whore(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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Home Sweet HomeNot like the check out area you left
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:03,
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well, that cap seems awfully snug on you...other than being a guff monster, what's up?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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*steps away*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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i saw some music and some crazy things and some mud at the weekendand experienced an awesome new beverage: brandy chai
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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Yes thanks shorty. How about you?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:32,
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Welcome back PD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:37,
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Which, given you used a double negative, means you have been somewhere.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:01,
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Unlikely; that would mean he had had a sexual liaison.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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I hope not, for your sake. She's an old mentally unstable skank.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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???(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:25,
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^^^^^^^^^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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Is there anyone left?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:38,
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nopeeveryone's dead, Dave
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:39,
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Ah well, no great loss.They were all shit anyway.
Have you recovered from Green Man yet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:41,
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pretty muchalthough everything I own is covered in mud
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:42,
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Highlights?Bands, I mean. I'm not interested in the bloke you nearly pulled or whatever.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:44,
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I never nearly pullI'd say Tuneyards, ghostpoet, Louis Barrabas and the Bedlam 6, King Porter Stomp.
In things not music it was Robin Ince reading section of this book www.amazon.co.uk/Crabs-Rampage-Guy-N-Smith/dp/0450052516 while Pictish trail improvised jazz over the top
edit: I made a youtube playlist of what we saw, want me to gaz you a list, or not your scene?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:47,
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Yeah, go on.I don't really listen to music online that much, but I'd be interested enough to have a peek.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:52,
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I'm so glad I put you on 2.0How are you sweetheart?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:44,
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I'm listening to the Throwing MusesAnd considering buying the 4AD reissue of The Birthday Party's Junkyard.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:50,
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I'll take this as your approval.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:53,
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I am aware of this fact.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:57,
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Mainly the mid-period stuff. Quality started tapering off after The Boatman's Call.
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Nah, I love Abbatoir Blues/Lyre of Orpheus.DIg, Lazarus, Dig is alright.
And I quite enjoyed the first Grinderman LP.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:01,
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Abbatoir Blues never grabbed me.That run from Henry's Dream through to The Boatman's Call is spectacular.
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I think we can agree that Boatman's Call is a definite high point.Although it still hasn't put me off PJ Harvey - she can break my heart any day.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:06,
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Staying with 4AD, I am now listening to Pale Saints.(
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