oh aaaaaape
it took me ages to type that.

why don't you stick my questions in yours and then i can delete?

FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF

someone on fb linked to the letters published by the family of the 19 year old soldier who was killed in afghanistan
the "mum you'll find this hard to read" letters. it struck me how much he swore in them. do you swear in front of your parents?

alt: how body conscious are you? are you a free spirited nudey or a prudey who locks the bathroom door even when you're home alone?

altalt: what's for lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:32, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh you cow, I'd just written out a huge post for your thread.
I hate you.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

well re-type it!
anyway it serves you right for frolicking in shit-dull threads without me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I'd just answered this, you slag.
I only tend to say 'bugger' in front of them.

I wander round naked fairly often, couldn't give a shit. Am about to get the top floor to myself again, so that means I can start wandering naked into the bathroom again.

No idea yet, will have to see.

Also, saw this, and thought of you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

is it a rabbit with gore dripping from its chops?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Nope, no rabbit on there at all

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

that's even worse
you suck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:52, Reply)

No, you suck.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

kroney's image "full arse in the moonlight walks"
has put me off anything of the sort forEVER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

so do these alts count as alts?
I think you should have to redo your alts as altalt and altaltalt. maybe your whole post would be altalt, then the alts altaltalt and altaltaltalt

why don't offtopic just put all the day's topics in one post as increasing alt levels, save on all this posting new threads
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I dunno how they keep up with the threads man
I'll be in a thread answering away and wondering why no-one is saying antything, turns out they've gone and made fifteen others on top and they've all migrated off
This place is weird, and they keep trying to touch my bum
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

this is why the internets made tabbed browsers

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)

But I've already got two b3ta tabs
I don't want my entire browser taken over by b3ta
Why are you trying to infect my entire browser?
More bullying :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)

because we are lazy lazy people

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I don't swear in front of my parents, they're dead.
Alt: I like nudity when home alone, not so much when out shopping.

altalt: unch will be a wrap filled with a miture of cottage cheese & tuna, seasoned with loads of black pepper & shredded chilli. served with a green salad.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I'd never swear in front of my parents, that sounds like a horrible thing to do, why are you trying to make me swear at my parents? I don't understand this hostility
I'm rarely naked, why would I be naked? Who's trying to snap pictures of me through the window? Bugger off, nosy
I dunno what's for lunch, it's only 11:45, god can't I have a moment's peace?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)

i feel so misunderstood

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I don't understand why you're bullying me :(

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

well, the truth is that i took a great exception to you
and sat up all night crafting my cunning list of alts in the hope that you would be here to get all offended by them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I'm putting you on super ignore
In fact you're all going on super ignore
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

that sounds like the only way to make it even more dull than it already is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Everyone will end up with their own /qotw
unable to see or interact with anyone else's
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

much in the way that the babbling gang of autists
fails to hear anyone else anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

aw I dunno who they are
who do we hate here?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

the judean people's front

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

alt: my flat has been baking with the current weather
so I'm quite happy to wander around in as little as possible. Blinds are down, offices opposite so there's usually no-one watching.

Just have to remember to put something on when the pizza delivery turns up.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)

the clue is in the word "usually"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Their gain if so
I lack much in the way of modesty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

when i lived in my old houseshare, the blind in the bathroom wasn't up to much
family came round. younger brother comes into the lounge and announces proudly, in the way that only brothers can, that i "might want to avoid the bathroom for a bit". fucking dirty animal. older brother said, "weren't you worried that the people opposite could see you wiping your arse?"

younger brother shrugs and says calmly, "worse for them, innit."

you remind me of him. you fucking dirty animal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Ugh. Screw the North.
We ought to build a wall.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

FINE
I swear in front of my mum all the time because she's a prick.

I am prudish in front of people I haven't slept with. After that I figure "what's the point?" and it's full-on naked arse in the moonlight walks from there on out. On my own I am rarely fully dressed.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)

"arse in the moonlight walks"?
remind me to avoid slough at the full moon.

well actually nobody needs reminding to avoid slough fullstop. but, you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

yeah, strutting around with the silvery moonlight reflecting off
the dense thicket of my arse hair. You'd fucking love it.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

but it means i'd have to sleep with you first
sooooo no thanks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I know, the queue's fucking huge.
I don't blame you for not wanting to wait that long.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

yes
who wouldn't want to run their fingers through an achingly beautiful forest of anal beard?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I bet you're imagining it even now
you trollop.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

sadly for everyone
i bet they all are

still, it should cut the lunch discussions down in their prime
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I hope nobody's got BUNS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ha
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Pretty much I dental here.
When I had flat mates I couldn't wonder around in just my pants so I am making up for that now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I swear like a fucking trooper in front of my parents. But not in front of my daughter.
Alt: not one bit. When you're as handsome as I am, that would be a bit weird.

Altalt: Pea and ham soup, some cheese and a baguette. It was fucking rubbish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)