Oh man they're so cool.
I love talking about them, and find people talking about their 'zombie escape plans' to be in no way complete fucking wankers in desperate need of having acid thrown in their faces and their hands smashed with hammers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:17, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

mate of mine is playing a zombie in some kids film written and directed by charlie higson
true story
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

You should 'unfriend' him immediately.
When I was at school a lot of the older boys were 'into' a band called The Higsons, he was the singer I think.

Even truer story.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Charlie Higson was, not your mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

AA told me a story like this about "The Buchannons"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)

my mate is a girl
WHAT DO I DO NOW EH?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Punch her in the tits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)

i would if she had any

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)

rotted off?
That's method acting, right there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)

You're cheerful today.
Hippy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Shut your fucking cakehole, wankchops.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)

I don't have one of those
Maybe I'll work on it... but first work on an 'escaping acid in the face plan'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

You've got about five minutes. Get to it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Are you that close?
Good luck getting in the building, you'll be smothered by tiny children all hopped up on frappas by the time to get to my floor! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I will have sex with all the children and then throw acieed in your fucken heid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Hmm...
You haven't seen them... they're all *trendy* and wear drain pipe trousers and share their feelings.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)

That's giving me the fucking horn.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Oh well
Crack on then!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Don't mention crack, he'll get all drooly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

See you in a minute!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I once asked a biology forum about how to protect ones self against volocorapters, and they took it seriously.
Probably the best forum post I've ever written ever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)