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Hey guys, How's it going?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:29,
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Probably shouldn't though, might just stay in and have a nice meal.(, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)
You are eating properly aren't you?I'm very worried that you've been up for 14 nights drinking toxic homebrew and pretending to be a warrior or some shit on your computer, and soon you'll spew up blood and die.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:40,
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I am eating ok thanks, given the homebrew and any other booze a rest for a while.And I've not puked up blood for nearly 36 whole hours!
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This calls for a celebration!Champagne! Champagne for everyone!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:42,
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It's all about the head with you boys, isn't it?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:43,
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i like boobs.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:52,
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I don't care for it myself But then I've never really had a decent one. Same with brandy.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:43,
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Dear God I love cognac so, so much.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:52,
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Obvious strikethrough is obvious.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:20,
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pubs are great places, You and your lovely girlfriend are welcome at my pub any time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:53,
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All good ta. As I have got everything done today I needed to I have taken myself to the pub. The Orchard cider is in excellent condition and nicely chilled. Yourself?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:30,
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excellent, Nearly finished, and then a pint or 2, got a fresh barrel of doom on at my place, so I'm going to work on that badboy before the quiz I reckon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:51,
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I do love a bit of Doombar. Yum yum. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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All the better for seeing you, dear boy.I'm having a stinker of a day and want to cry.
How are you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:38,
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bored mate, still, finishing soon, gonna have a couple pints before quiz.What's up with your day? Want a hug?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:49,
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Wait a fucking minute!It's Windy Pig, off the internet!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:40,
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It really is!!!Man, I never thought I'd live to see the day. And here we are!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:41,
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We'll never see the likes of these times again, I'll wager.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:49,
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No, I....dare say we won't*stares into sunset*
*slyly touches your bum*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:51,
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*strains against the fly of my Farrah slacks*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:53,
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I love the smell of gabardine in the morningSmells like harrassment
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:58,
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*does the charleston*(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:52,
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Not so bad.Been a bit busy, done surprisingly little. Still not finished.
What have I missed? Has quentin2 been stepped?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:40,
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I don't have mod buddies.And I can't step anyone anyway.
And I wasn't here.
But I thoroughly endorse the idea of stepping the dozy twat, who seems to running a one-man fatwah against everyone who doesn't like him.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:46,
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so you're not a mod at all are you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:53,
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Good God Holmes, how do you do it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:53,
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He's tall, he's ginger, he's sneaky as a ninja/ac
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:56,
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The reason was spectacularreason on the naughty page is
Reason: "going out of your way to be unpleasant to someone who hasn't done anything to antagonise you is shitcunt behaviour"
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:44,
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Q man has gone places we can only dream of(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:47,
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shit dude that's some hard time(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:55,
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The arbitrary hand of moddom, not what you know but who your OMG FACEBOOK friends are(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:50,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/7556407
www.b3ta.com/talk/7556417
www.b3ta.com/talk/7556434
I put him on ignore
www.b3ta.com/talk/7556436
www.b3ta.com/talk/7556490
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1719301
Then he gazzed me
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hi psychochomp,
i am sorry if i upset you, i didn't mean to. if it helps in any way i am prepared to grind my backside into your crotch in exchange for cash.
Q
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No offence, but that's pretty funnyIn a way you have to admire the little fella
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:55,
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I like Q, but I gotta be honest, it's pretty fucking creepy properly going after someone's misses when she doesn't really have anything to do with here anymore.I mean, it's no less creepy than when wormulous or sexface or phsychomp himself goes and adds your fit mate 'cus they are fit and posted on the same thread as you in facebook.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:57,
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And no worse than the 'Baldmonkey's Wife' jokesWhich are plentiful
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:59,
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except it would be pretty fucking omnimus if someone added BM's misses and started refferencing her workplace.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:01,
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Did he say where she worked? Ok, that's not right(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:03,
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i did not, i don't know that informationi merely pointed out that she is a stripper, which is in her profile.
if she doesn't like that information being public she shouldn't make it public, if she doesn't like getting flak for being a stripper, maybe she shouldn't be a stripper
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The point is that you're attacking her to get to me.Which is shitcunty, and weird. As is the fact you won't drop it whne you've actually been told to by the mods.
What is and isn't in her profile isn't relevant.
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nobody is 'attacking' anyone, dipshiti'm off to norwich for a lapdance, laters xxxx
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He's a uppity little prick when he's bored. I ignored him because I didn't want to white knight my girlfriend online because that's cringeworthy for everyone, he doesn't stop so he gets a weeks ban. He was basically asking for it.
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He can still Post from his other account can't he?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:00,
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yeah, it was terrible of me to point out that your girlfriend is a sex workereven though that shit is in her profile
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Oh that's ok then you found out I was dating someone on my site, found her profile, looked through and read things she wrote in 2007, and then repeated them over and over again when I first asked you to stop, and secondly put you on ignore. Then when you're banned for being a dick you take it like this on your second account.
I'm really in the wrong here, how can I make it up to you?
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christ sake paperclip mongfor a start, i didn't search for her, she was here once when it was mentioned, second i didn't see the date it was written, as far as i was concerned it was current.
far worse things are said to far better people on a daily basis without them running to the mods, you need to step away from your internet and calm down a bit, maybe have a lapdance.
Actually, i wouldn't mind one myself, that'd make up for it
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it's all name calling though innitit's not a self support victim of rape forum or anything
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:54,
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how did you see the swipe post if you had me on ignore there, chompy?(, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)
The same way you can reply to me while having me on ignore, retard.(, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I dunno, she don't post here, so what should a made up internet name care about another made up internet name is post on a deadend forum for wankersyou're knighting which is fair enough but there really is no need, and it's just feeding the baiting process
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:01,
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It's not going to stop though is it if it gets this sort of reaction(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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You've burnt like a star Q man(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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The best reason I have experienced is 'I do not like being repeatedly called a pedophile. It is childish, untrue and unneccssary'. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:48,
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Spelling error was the original writer, not me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:48,
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It's clicking the 'I am sorry button' before you can come back that annoys me. I don't recall being sorry. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:50,
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You SHOULD be sorry.You done an evil thing.
Sheds, indeed. *tuts*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:51,
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That and calling someone a nonce. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:54,
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In fairness at least it's attempting to moderate a board I suppose, otherwise there'd be anarchyposting up peoples names, address, jobs, pictures and shit should be moderated, the rest of it is just name calling
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:53,
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That's why I don't mod stuff for fun.Opinions and name calling are fairly standard on internet forums. But posting someone's real name and address, or pictures stolen from facebook, or any other information someone doesn't specifically put on b3ta, is just cuntery.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:01,
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unless it's an okcupid account to conduct illict affairs behind your wifes back(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:08,
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Stupid to use the same username as here on other sites. Also, that didn't reveal his real name, anything about his wife or his kids or where he works. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:11,
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also his 'age' of 39 ffs he's at least 50+ stone lollers !!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:13,
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that got modded too, cunt mods(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:13,
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there is a difference between thatand posting a link to someone's work, though. that goes waaaaay too far.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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I like the way they've denied it as if there was any validity in the statement in the first place.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:55,
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It's like when you see famous people in the press strenuously denying something.It's a pretty fair bet that anything they deny is 90% true.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:58,
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Your Gay !
Your Gay !
Your Gay !
Your Gay !
Your Gay !
Your Gay !
Your Gay !
*Sigh.... ok, I'm gay*
AGHHHHHH HA HA HA HA CANT BELIEVE YOU ADMITTED IT YOU BATTYBOY
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:00,
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I'm proper looking forward to my violin.I have it in my head that I'll be able to play whatever is in my head instantly without practice. Like whistling or singing, only it's automaticly in tune because its an instriument and not a voice.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 16:59,
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i think the term for that is a virtuososomeone who is almost instantly amazing.
the other term is "cunt".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:01,
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I'm pretty sure instruments aren't automatically in tune.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:02,
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This is Gonz. Based on his spelling he'll be playing G as a B anyway, so it won't make any difference if the instrument is in tune or not. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:04,
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I like this.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:12,
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I'm now considering the possibility that in a couple of daysGonz is going to get a shit load of violets delivered.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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I love Gonz more than life itselfand therefore I consider it acceptable to take the piss out of his dysgonzia.
also, verrious meronades.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:16,
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even harder to play than a violin, an oboejean.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:21,
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And we're mildly glossing over the fact that even with it in tuneeven with loads of practice and lessons
even with a shit load of hitherto-unidentified natural violinary talent
even after all that, a violin is still a really fucking hard instrument to play to a quality that won't make everyone's ears bleed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:14,
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I think it would be easy, it doesn't have any cords. I just gotta work out how to hold it. I've been air violining to you tube videos and I'm dead good at that, I even move my elbow l.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:29,
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I dunno what to have for tea but I know I want to have garlic bread with it(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:10,
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I went to lunch at a friend of my sister in law's and they served smoked salmon with garlic bread. WTF?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:13,
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oh man, lets have a good remembercremola foam anyone?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:15,
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Well played. In other news; naming ceremony postponed so I will be attending your bash. You lucky fucker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:16,
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have a nice lie down.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:19,
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Wank until your eyes bleedit's the only way to be sure.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:19,
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Not too badstill at work due to mystery bug being dumped on me, but managed to get someone else to do the hard bits while I sat there going, 'mm-hmm', and paraphrasing what he'd just said back to him as a question.
\o/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:28,
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work win.Right, to quote the great dekionplexis, I'm off.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 17:50,
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