i used to build jumps in our garden for show jumping
but as i was never allowed a pony - apparently riding lessons made me spoiled enough - my friends and i used to jump fake horses over them. poor deprived children that we were. i think that may have been the last time i lifted a brick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

that's pretty sad swipey.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)

i know, right?
my friend nicola had a real pony called bailey, and he could swig bud straight from the bottle. how unfair is that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)

That's wildly unfair.
There is no possible way anybody could ever accuse you of appearing spoiled. I fully expect you were the humblest of all the humble children.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I bet when other kids preteneded to have a sweet shop, she used to set up a branch of harrods in the front room

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I used to make car parks with my matchbox cars.
I expect she had a fully functioning scale model of Monaco's fucking harbour.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I reckon she noshed off horses.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Best of all the blowjobs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Very satisfying.
Quaffing down that rich creamy horse ejaculate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

you've got rich creamy horse ejaculate all over your face

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)

WRITTEN all over your face. Tsk.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

oh how i missed you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)

THANKS

( Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Can I touch your ass?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)

kroney, i think he's talking to you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Been there. Done that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)

is it as good as he claims?
or was that just LIES ON THE INTERNET?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Well played.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)

which front room, darling?
the morning room, the drawing room, the library, the gentleman's smoking room or the ballroom on the first floor (that we haven't used since about 1820) - they're all at the front.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)