tired
didn't sleep much last night, including waking up because I dreamt I was being choked. Woke up properly and with in 30 seconds was in a rage because I realised something about work. Had an OK but fairly unproductive day at work and then went to the shop and realised my wallet was at work.

so what are you going to do about it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:24, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

certainly not listen to you beaker, that's for sure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:25, Reply)

well I guess that answers it
um, how're you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:27, Reply)

I don't deal in moaning, I only deal in solutions
Not bad thanks Cavy, went to se my old next door neighbour today, she is 91 and very lonely, so I have brownie points now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:31, Reply)

good work
is she interesting and cool or moany and smelly?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:32, Reply)

she's sweet, I should see her more often she doesn't have anyone really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

+ to lick her ancient fanny batter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

How much lube did you need?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

when's it's love, you spit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:35, Reply)

spit swallow
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)

+ the scab filled discharge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Yummy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)

the chewy bits have all the flavour

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Wah Wah Wah.
SHUT UP.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:27, Reply)

THat's all you can say when clearly all teh misery in the world has been saved
up for me? There is literally NO ONE in this world that has gone through worse things than me. Ever.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:28, Reply)

KILL YOURSELF.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

oh but the rope would snap
and the vodka would spill and asda would be out of paracetamol. I shall struggle on with my terrible life merely to serve as a warning and an example to others of the misery of existence and the cruelty of life
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Please don't carry on.
Have a few drinks, a hot bath, some medication and the slit your veins. Downwards.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)

I might punch someone in the throat for you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)

this is satisfactory
I shall reserve my opinion on who it should be for the next couple of days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:31, Reply)

i'm a busy man, you have until midnight.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

alright Windy Pig
That z*rd of d*mocles bloke is a bit of a prick, isn't he?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Thats why i called him a prick.
First time I seen any of his posts, has he been around before?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Apparently he's someone's second account.
www.b3ta.com/questions/wankbank/post1712182

And just to thicken the plot, he's apparently been around for a few years because he knew my old username.

It'll be fun to see if a hilarious over-reaction can be consistently provoked from him by replying to his posts with "butthurt".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:44, Reply)

any guesses as to who?
Ringi? Ringo2? Mock turtle? AB?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:46, Reply)

That's the best bit. I have absolutely no idea.
Given that he knew my old username, I would guess it's a former /talk regular. There have been one or two semi-autistic nancies I've upset over the years.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:47, Reply)

well,
Don't be too sure, I knew your old username and was never around then, if its someone who lurks the talkboard they could have got it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Well it ain't Spanky, he Loved talking about wanking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)