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where oh where did my youth go?
Please distract me from my pain and the never ending pile of work
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:19, 28 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

and yet, here I am, trying to come up with a supporting statement for a job application that needs to be in today and which, for various reasons, I have been unable to do anything with until now.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

another friend suggested this useful piece of advice "consider what ray mears would do, and all will become clear"
admittedly it was for a ranger's job so it may have been more appropriate.
I thought you'd got a job now, is this one better?
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I got an email alert about a week after I started for a full time permanent post elsewhere doing heritage grant work, which I've done before. So, got to look after no. 1 and go for it.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)

since you are the expert and the person they clearly want
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

They're quite good at it now. The mini one got a cygnet right in the fucking beak and the big one nearly drowned a coot.
Imma make a fire and cook a tandoori chicken and some naaaaaaans.
Hope this helps.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I'm a failure.
:(
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I bet they're pretty good eating. I might give it a go.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

but I hear they are both cunts and like to drown their offspring, so they probably taste of moral high ground
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

There's not much meat on a moorhen but it maybe tastes sweeter with the lustguilt of infanticide.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Look at all the stuff you've done, you've got a book in your name and actually made your own oven; how many people can say that? Look, I got a number you can call, they're very friendly and they offer a sympathetic ear. I never realised you felt that way, I would have texted more often.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

but a faint chance that ....(dramatic music)... I may not spend my entire life single. It's not much, but at least until I fuck it up or find out it's a wind up, it'll do
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Watched Brave (mediocre but not terrible) and went to the park, not a bad day, knackered though.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Relaxing with an Auchentoshan before bed.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:29, Reply)
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