So I can't be arsed to start a new thread with this, but:
falkvinge.net/2012/09/07/three-reasons-child-porn-must-be-re-legalized-in-the-coming-decade/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

do you know what would be a really good idea?
My clicking a link that has child porn in the url whilst at work.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Oh go on
"In Sweden, ECPAT has pushed through laws that make you a jailable criminal for possessing images of yourself from before your 18th birthday. Can we have a show of hands to see how many think this makes any kind of sense? That this would catch any child molesters?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I tell you what
I'd think twice about jacking off to a photo of myself again.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I molested the shit out of mysel before my 18th birthday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I'm vaguely interested in the article, granted.
I'm just not going to click it at work. Even though one of my laptops is on the dirty network. Fnnaar.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

The title is misleading really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I don't think that works as an excuse in a dismissal tribunal.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

if you clicked on it and quickly closed it
and deleted any email it came in, you'd probably be ok.

however, spending the afternoon wanking like a safari park chimp on judgment day would not do you any favours.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

even if the wanking was coincidental?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

is there ever such a thing as coincidental wanking?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Presumably it's only indecent images of yourself?
I doubt they could arrest you for having a picture of yourself on Nemesis at Alton Towers, for instance.

Unless you were wanking at the time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

"mum a bird did a poo on me...."

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

"well, that's just rude, I suggest you don't take her out for dinner again, son"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Who hasn't?
I got my first hand job on the Nemesis. Great teacher, Mr Medhirst.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Because they're so darn sexy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)