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It involves eugenics and genetic manipulation
So, a fair bit, but not as much as you'd think. I've got most of the kit already. Ethical approval is the problem, so I'd need, say, Rory, DZR and Swipe to engineer a regieme change to a benign dictatorship to ensure our plans are passed. Probably fronted by a coalition of Monty and Two Hats.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:34,
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My PCR machines are a bit out of date though.
Need a bit for some new ones.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:37,
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So you've identified the DNA responsible for fuckwittery?
A Nobel prize surely awaits.
Or is it something similar to shooting anyone with neck tattoos or who has a hood up when it's neither cold nor raining, etc?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:38,
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that's not really fair about the hood thing though.
What if their body temperature is naturally a little low and they feel the cold more than you? Then you're just shooting someone suffering from mild hypothermia, and that's a tad extreme surely.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:40,
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If your body temperature was unusually low
wouldn't you feel the
heat more acutely?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:41,
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I mean, I don't know
Not a doctor...if that wasn't already clear
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:42,
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Maybe.
I dunno. My body temperature is a little low and I feel cold all the time. Maybe I just have bad circulation.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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I'd like someone in the know to clear this up
When I've had a high body temperature in the past I've felt very cold. So logically the opposite should be true. I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS RIGHT!!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:44,
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wiki it you loser.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:46,
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I DON'T HAVE TIME
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:47,
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I'm far too busy with my new business venture
www.thrhorses.com/
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:51,
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Your body temperature, as in core, is exactly the same as anyone else
or you'd be dead. You've got, as you say, poor circulation in your extremities. and that makes you feel cold. IT's pretty common in women because of tissue make-up differences. You can rectify it by a fuckload of exercise, though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:46,
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If they're feeling hypothermic when it's 20+ degrees C
then there's something very wrong with them!
I meant wannabe gangstas rather than those who are merely a "bit cold".
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:42,
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No, I'll just knock out some intron repetitive sequences and knock in a reporter sequence
That expresses something like GFP or Cherry when the nerve cells in the optical nerve are exposed to something like Britain must be stopped, X factor or Big Brother.
Then, once a week, everyone has to go and stand under a fluorescent light source. If you glow green or red, double-tap to the head and into an unmarked grave.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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This makes sense
The bullets are expensive though, aren't they?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:46,
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We'll just put a tax on purchases at Iceland and KFC to cover it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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And McDonald's
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:56,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:05,
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I'd double-tap that.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:19,
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*v signs*
*chews cigar*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:39,
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We are the DREAM TEAM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:44,
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We could get some really nice suits made Monce
You know, like
REALLY nice.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:45,
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Wi-cked!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:47,
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Imma get a shiny green one with a red lining
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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Like it! Military-style.
I was thinking more 'salmon pink zoot suit with cape and shorts' for me. Like Rufus Thomas wears in 'Wattstax'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:51,
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Man, that'll suit you
We're going to be the sexies boys in the whole UN!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:53,
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NO CHANGE THERE, THEN!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:55,
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*sexies*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:58,
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*removes shiny green suit with red lining from Amazon wishlist*
No, I mean, I'm sure it will look great
on you Tee Aitch.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:51,
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When I get it I'll let you try it on
I can take some pictures of you on my iPhone. Also, I'm going to need an iPhone.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:53,
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I'm not sure how my skill set fits with this role.
What are the day to day demands of the job?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:42,
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sartorial elegance, Dozer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:44,
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LEISURE CENTRE MANAGEMENT mainly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:45,
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