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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was going to say the best one was in LOTR
but then I remembered what they actually said was "Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better then that of a clumsy HOBBIT"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:36, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
Ahhh, schoolgirl error there*

*nowhere near as bad an error as the one made by the schoolgirl lured into Bob's noncetarium with his sickening 'Paed Piper' routine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Bob really is a revolting specimen of humanity isn't he.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I think 'humanity' is stretching things* a bit.
*Like when Bob tries to slip into some XXXXL y-fronts from Giacomo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
It's a lack of role models.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
He's had more than enough rolls I'd say.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I heard his favourite meal was to get a loaf of bread, stuff it inside a whole doner kebab leg
cover the whole lot in batter and deep fry it, and then dip it in warm lard.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I heard every night he makes a munchy box out of a 40' container.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
*doesn't stand so close to Bobby*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
You should phone....'THE POLICE'!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
STING!!!!!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
ZING!!!!
Z ST
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
It's like synchronicity

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Haha, do you want to know something really funny?
"Synchronicity"...pfft...is an ALBUM...ha...by a pop group, right?...called...THE POLICE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Oh... LOL!!
What are the chances, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I love this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
They'll help her to cope(land)

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
and now, a police warning

"watch out, the rozzers!"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
"Oh no! It's the pigs! What a bummer! Do a runner!"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
You are James May AICMFP

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
It's an old Goon Show thing.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)
You swine!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

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