What, this thread is?
Not surprised. It's great!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:10, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I have a new phone
It is complicated and I have been drinking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I stick with my old faithful Nokia 3210.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Star-tac til I die, brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I went to a conference once,
where the speaker used the nokia 3210, and the Iphone as visual examples of the old way the company worked, and the new way we should work. It was awful, truly, truly awful.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Did he break it down to achieve GRANULARITY?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)

On a Wednesday?
Tut tut
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)

meh
Amstel is my one true love
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Amberl is your what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Bum chum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Sporters wears Amberl like a pinky ring you say?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

She wears me
like a hairy glove
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I'm hungover.
Kill me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I was this morning
A Greggs pastie and 4 pints of Amstel has worked wonders
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)

I was shit-faced at the quiz last night,
I don't remember reading the answers out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)

OK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Have you busted your thief yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)

not yet,
i think the little bastard knows i'm on to him. No money gone in a few days now. Went through some old CCTV, still can't catch him in the act.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Frustrating!

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)

very,
i know it's him, he knows i know, but he also knows, that i know that he knows that it is very difficult to fire him without physical evidence. You know?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Man, I hope you get him!
It's like a game of chess. You're trying to prise him out. He knows it and
you know he knows it. And he knows you know he knows it, but where's he
going to move? You're setting the trap - it'll take a few moves and then
*bam* check mate!

Keep me updated!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Put some money and a pork pie under a box held up with a stick
Then pull the stick out when he crawls underneath to do the theiving, and bobs your uncle you've got squirrel for dinner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I see what you've done here,
and I have to say I'm in favour of it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)