No, it's more a
bottle of fizzy chemicals and alcohol.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:22, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

haha just like every other lager

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

That Leffe's not too bad
On the whole I'm not too fond of lager anyway, but Stella is just rank.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

yer I had some blonde at the weekend, it was nyommy nyommy nom noms

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

YEAH BUT DID YOU HAVE ANY BEER???!!!!!
I'M MAKING A JOKE!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)

THAT NEVER HAPPENS HERE!
I DUN A SICK AND THEN A LOL AND THEN MY WINKY WENT ALL FUNNY
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Leffe Brun cold from the fridge is fucking magnificent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Thresher did two exclusive varieties of Leffe back in the day
One of them was spicy and had bits floating in it. As you've probably gathered, I don't know what the bits were. But it was fantastic.
Threshers folded, so Leffe stopped making it. Sad times.
See also: Marston Firestoker. THRESHERS ALWEYZ IN R HARTZ!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

*pours one out*
*licks ground clean*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Firestoker was bloody wonderful
Brewed with cherries and vanilla, but didn't taste of either. Just a nice, warming pint.
*tear rolls enigmatically down cheek*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

If memory serves, I think the other one was a strong one
6.5% or something. That was ok, but I'm not that keen on strong lager.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Innes and Gunn for the high alcohol win.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Old Tom
That puts hairs on your chest.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

It also tastes of absolute shite.
My grandad used to drink it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Yeah, it's not great

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)

That did for me at a friend's wedding a couple of years ago.
During the wedding breakfast I was one of two people drinking the red wine on the table, which was fine.
But in the evening I was happily knocking back those little bottles of Innes & Gunn like pop.
The evening ended with me vomiting on my shoes.
I'm nothing, if not classy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Last night's tour of the lagers
was Blue Moon, Hoegaarden, Amstel and Estrella.

Apart from Amstel they are all acceptabe brews. The Amstel is obviously a penalty pint, but the King's Wark only serves Amstel and Heineken, the cunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Amstel is great!
Hoegaarden is dangerous
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

hoegaarden ruins your guts. It's the Gonz of wheat beers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I've had Hoegaarden, that's ok
Not tried the others though. Perhaps I'll give them a try.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

estrella's just a spanish lager, but it's pretty good.
Blue Moon is a meerkan wheat beer. They seem to insist on serving it with a slice of orange in it. Weirdos.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Orange? That's strange

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Blue Moon is lovely

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

*stands alone*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

*suddenly appears*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

*doesn't eat*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)