I dunno mate, haven't been around much today.
I think meeting Monty at the train station was the most surreal situation I've ever experienced. I've staggered into the bar and realised I have no, fucking, clue what he looks like. And So I get on my phone and text him. I see this guy with a big cheeky grin on his face look at his phone, wink at me, then continue with his pint. And I was like "Erm...you wouldn't be Monty would you?" And he just was like "Yup! Nice to meet you".

I'm pretty sure the bastard recognised me the second I walked into the place, he was just wanting to fuck with my head!!

Alt: Yes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I had Monty meeting troubles too
The senile old cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I think Jeff meeting Lighty is the biggest headtrip.
Quite funny though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Is this something to do with dreadlocks?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

I just wish I'd seen that guy's face when Lighty asked if he was a dogfucker.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

hahahahaha!
I was not aware of this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

it was indeed.
First time I met him I sent him a text saying that I was at the station and that 'I'm the black dude with natty dreads'. Turns out that was a lie and I was standing next to a black dude with natty dreads.

How we both laughed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

..as the black dude beat him to death

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Please tell me he walked up to the black guy
and straight out asked him if he fucked dogs
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I'm not that stupid
I said "Jeff?" and stuck my hand out to shake. He just looked at me like I was mental and then the real JTDF cracked up.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)

What a prick.
I hate that guy.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

So do I.
he's a massive cunt of the highest order.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)