We have HimJim poster (late of this parish) round for supper,
We're having slow-cooked pulled pork that went on at about 8 this morning.

I KNOW!! *SO* ON-TREND!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I went to a pizza place that had pulled pork pizza the other day.
I didn't get it and then regreted it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Why pulled?
Why is that better than sliced? Sorry, I am but a poor provincial and not cool enough to understand these cardigan and bow tie types of cuisine.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Then you fail

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

If you have to be told, you won't understand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

If you slow cook it the meat breaks up so you only have to pull it not slice it.
think crispy duck.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

The new road safety campaign motto needed a lot of work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

He won't get it.
They don't have pork in France.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)

It's a bit like horse meat only different.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

You can eat it with a cheval

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Thanks, Chompy
Those fucking hipster types above wouldn't tell me. I expect they only found out from some pop-up restaurant that lasted for two days and was invite only, the cunts.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

but pulled pork is a dead poor man's thing
it's barbecues and that not haute cuisine
( Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

BUT IT'S ON-TREND, THEOBAN! ON-TREND.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)

what is on trend
I dunno, I live in Ireland, we don't have trends, just tractors and potatoes
( Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

AND SOMETIMES YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE POTATOES!!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

it's ok I'm still english
I'll just take theirs, rightful rulers and all that
( Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Stop being culturally insensitive you dozy Geordie twat
it's "Puhteeters"
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

DAT'S ROIGHT, SO UD UZ.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

If you don't even know what 'on-trend' is then you're clearly not very on-trend
so I'm afraid I'm going to have to 'unfriend' you on 'FB'.

Nothing personal, you understand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I have you on FB?
oh man I'm learning all sorts this afternoon
( Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I don't even have myself on FB.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:49, Reply)

yeah I have that problem some days too
don't worry, just have a cup of tea and you'll be feeling in a mood to add yourself again soon enough
( Theoban What of it, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

He was on it when it was just a networking site for three American universities.
He got a special invite on account of liking the same obscure bands as Zuckerberg. They met at an underground gig. Anyway. He left when it got mainstream.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Schoolboy error.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

The restaurant I went to the other day did the best pulled pork I've had in my life

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

*sigh*
restaurant tuppence-ha'penny whorehouse
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Apparently the sauna round the corner is pretty good for that

( broadsword, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)

You wouldn't catch SEMEN PATEL in there, I can tell ya.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)

S ^E M ^EN   P ^A T ^E L
( broadsword, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Genuinely considering a 'WWSPD?' wrist tattoo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

What Would Semen Patel Do?

( broadsword, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)

You got it Broadzy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)

*semen patel FIVES*

( broadsword, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)

*shakes fist*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)

That was a brothel AA
Pulled pork is an old euphuism
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)