I like that one about a guy on the internet that asked some other people on the internet
to help him with some pub quiz questions. So they do, right? He uses one of the suggestions more or less verbatim and someone in the pub goes up to him when he's hosting the quiz and says "hey you, are you nicking shit off the internet?"

Oh lol. You couldn't make it up.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

that one is pretty good.
and totally untrue.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I like how pigster is a lazy shit barmaid and has to ask the internets to help with his shit pub quiz.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Bit tight for a Scot to call someone lazy.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Says the Frenchman

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)

best strike about it then eh?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Or burn a few lorries.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Vichy bastards.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)

*blockades Chunnel*

( Kroney, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)

*invades France*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)

A ZING-a-zang-a-zong for a holee-day!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)