Lottery syndicate at work
Other than that I have never gambled in my entire life.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You should, it's great fun
For instance, do you currently have a house? Because I've got a nailed-on cert for you. You could end up having to change your username to TWO HOUSES!!!!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I don't get this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)

He would bet his house and, because my tip is so rock-solid, win another one
that's how gambling works, Monters.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)

are you trying to anally violate two hats?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Well at least SOMEONE is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)

janet'll roger you with her fannycock
just say the word
( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I've heard that her clitoris is all distended
and looks like bushbaby's finger
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)

I heard her fanny hole looks like a tarantula yawning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)

I heard it her fanny looks like a vertical rusty letterbox and when you get near it you hear muffled growling as if coming from some distant town

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I heard it sounds like the bombing of Dresden.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)

I heard that a man once lost an arm in there and six years later it crawled out again, just an arm with a floppy mouth and eyeball balanced on the still bleeding stump, whining, mewling, kill me, kill me now

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I heard it smells like Billingsgate fish market
three weeks into a powercut during the hottest summer since '76
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I heard if you put your tongue to the end of her 12 inch gargling clit
It leaps off her body and burrows into you, impregnating you with a million janet babies. When you ripen and burst a year later, they will scurry out and infest the nearest Levellers gig in search of new prey
( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

I heard that it tastes like a car battery from an Austin Allegro

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I heard that if you put your ear to it you lose your ear

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I heard it looks like as if Chewbacca was attacked with a chainsaw

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I heard if you see it you'll never be able to eat cottage cheese again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I heard that people who've seen it watch holocaust footage to cheer themselves up afterwards

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

still would though

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

+ again *******

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)

cor I wish

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)

I heard she once sucked the paint off of a warship

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)

If I paint my cock submarine grey and lurk about in portsmouth harbour do you think I'll get a chance at her?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Couldn't hurt to try

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I'd have to go to portsmouth though
ugh
( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Yeah, not so great
Or could come to Plymouth instead
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)

What's plymouth?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)

NOTHING! WHAT'S THE PLYMOUTH WITH YOU??

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)

hello? is this thing on?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Yeah fuck that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)

I don't go anywhere with 'mouth' in it, unsanitary

( Theoban What of it, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)

I heard it was in the backround of that famous photo of the naked Vietnamese girl running and screaming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)

wiith Mo Farah in the foreground for comic effect

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Well I was thinking of getting into the property game
Ok, you're ON!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I don't have a gambling bone in my body either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I'm not sure if it's because it doesn't appeal to me
or if I'm frightened I'll get into it and consequently ruin my life
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Not me.
Apart from my cavalier attitude to my organs and sanity I am almost 100% risk-averse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I read that as "orgies" first
it's not you, it's me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)