entertain me, mortals
tell me about how you almost died that time and were a hero
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 13:00, 19 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Made any progress with this bloke Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

not seen him since.
unless I get invited out on a night out with that crowd in teh next few weeks, next time I see him will be a larp event in october
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)

supplementary to this
has anyone got any useful advice in this circumstance. (note: I'm pretty sure he's quite shy and where snogging is concerned, so am I)

this should be fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 19:20, Reply)

woah not
even a blatantly obvious opportunity to be rude to the larper will bring people out today. Is there something exciting happening in real life?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 19:35, Reply)

I had an anaphylactic shock once during an operation and nearly died.
When mr b3th came to pick me up, they took him into a little room to tell him, and he thought he'd have to tell my mum they'd killed me.

A couple of years before that I had a kidney infection and my kidneys started to shut down. That was amusing.

I don't think either of these were particularly heroic though. I don't think I've ever done anything heroic : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)

well done for living
uh, be more careful
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I could have died tonight.
I am never getting in an overloaded car again. Stupid, STUPID thing to do.

I wasn't a hero though. Mostly I just sat in the back seat hoping that the guy driving didn't hit anything.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 16 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

are there no heros left?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Ryan Gosling in Drive.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Didn't you SEE that car crash on Neighbours????
Overloaded cars are srs bsns.

Was the party good, at least?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Sep 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Yeah party was alright.
Drank a lot, danced a lot. Managed to successfully navigate the night in my stupidly high heels without falling.

Honestly though, it could have been better. Not planning on going to another party for a while. It's really, really draining.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:36, Reply)

I am immortal, so have no near death experiences to relate.
You may hero worship me, if you so desire.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 20:46, Reply)

OK your deitiness

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Coincidentally, the album I'm listening to right now is called God is Good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Immortal bender, thank you very much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 21:01, Reply)

wasn't that a film or something?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 21:05, Reply)

No, that was The Boys in Blue.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 16 Sep 2012, 21:08, Reply)

this one time, I wasn't even shot and I survived

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