I left my first job after Uni in '94
and I'd been there 5 years. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 9:55, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

THEY'RE 18 AND THEY LOOK LIKE 10 YEAR OLDS.
WE'VE MADE SORT OF MISTAKE SOMEWHERE.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

No wonder there are paedophiles hiding around every corner nowadays.
They've been conditioned to it by all the 18 year olds leading them on by pretending to be 10.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:02, Reply)

one girl got the hump with me because i wouldn't serve her without ID,
and i tell no lie, when i walked in, i thought the lad she was with was her dad, turned out he was a boyfriend.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

*something about policemen looking younger*
*sits back in rocking chair*
*looks for werthers originals*
*realises has wrong glasses on, spends 20 minutes looking for them, finds them round neck on a chain*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)