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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OK, I think I'm about square with anyone I offended, but it anyone else needs to take a pop, let me know.

Oh, a question you say?

When last time you were an unconscionable cock?

Alt: what gossip did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:49, 132 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)
prick

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)
cock

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Oh dozer, I missed you most of all.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Posting your gaz was slightly cockish of me.
Alt: very little. This place is dull and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Alt: YOU SURE ARE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)
what do Battered and dwarves have in common?
VERY LITTLE! LOL11!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Says someone shorter than me zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)
OH NOES!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-19625578
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I am extremely upset by this :(((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I trust you will pour one out for the fallen in your shed this evening

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Definitely.
Sob.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
can we have another 'positive' thread please?
Thanks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Nope, I have decided it's not worth the effort to fight it if you guys want to be miserable vindictive cunts.
Nor do I plan to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)
You should all be herded into a burning shed.
except gonz, they've already been there innit.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)
You're so culturally sensitive :)
That's why you're my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)
go fuck a frog's leg you forrin cunt.
yeah cheers love
xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Due to the small font on my phone
I read that as "bumming shed"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)
How does it all end Mumps?
What happens in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Afternoon CQ
No gossip these days round these parts

I am an unconscionable cock from waking to sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Morning Sporto, good to see you man.
All part and parcel of working in IT dude.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Indeed it is sir

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
My job-role is moving towards IT/tech support.
I should fit right in. :)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I've got an unconscionable cock, if that helps?
Not right or reasonable; unreasonably excessive. Sounds about right to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I think you my be confusing unconscionable with invisible mate. ;)

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
That certainly doesn't sound right or reasonable.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Damn and I try to be both those things.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)
How long have you been gone.
There's not much gossip to be honest.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Apart from you getting Swipe pregnant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)
and cavy beating someone to death larping.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)
and monty being arrested for trying to take pics of prince phillip's tits.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
and amberl keeping dozer locked up in a sex dungeon so she can bugger him with a quassont.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
and gonz having sex with a real woman that he didn't need to pay or nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
and sportscow winning university challenge

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)
and baz not stealing something and actually doing something useful.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)
and kroney passing the citizen test

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)
oh fuck this, I can't be arsed.
shitting hell you cunts are fucking dull.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Woohoo!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
shut it you smug cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I may be many things but smug is not one of them sir
*slaps gloves round face*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)
she said smugly

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:18, Reply)
These are moobs, not boobs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)
and what's that then? a fucking tiny clit?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
someone said i had moobs the other day
and i was like 'THEY'RE NOT MOOBS THEIR PECS ACTUALLY' and he was like 'yeah?' and i told him to punch them to prove they were muscle and he did

and they didn't wobble cos they are muscle, but it hurt, but i didn't cry
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)
*spaffs*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Not a fucking clue. assuming that was a question.
dullsville.:(
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is interesting*
www.space.com/17628-warp-drive-possible-interstellar-spaceflight.html

*to me
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)
That is interesting to me also.
It all sounds very plausible, but probably a long way off practical.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Alright Mr Quixote,
my name is winy pig, nice to make your acquaintance.

I was a real cock a few weeks back to a young man in the pub, he was talking bollocks, and instead of politely correcting him, i was a big meany.
The only gossip I know, is that Quentin is a flouncing Mary girl boy loser.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)
HOW BLOODY DARE YOU
YOU ARE NOW MY ENEMY
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)
shit just got real.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Alright Q,
what happened to the big experiment?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)
He made one account ignore2.0 everyone
then posted tit pics with it so you'd only see them if you were logged out, why I don't know. Didn't work as you can't 2.0 the mods.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
nonononono
somebody ELSE posted tit pics, i just posted one to rob to test the water before the experingment began and failed :(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I KNEW it wasn't you that posted those tits
"You know" I thought to myself "You know...this doesn't look like Q's work to me"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)
*sigh*
I feel a little blue, Windus. How can I cheer myself up?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)
MEAT RAFFLE!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Well I could use some meat
How much are tickets? Pound a strip?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
*strips for a pound*

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Cor!
*throws in another 50p*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I love the idea of a meat raffle, but I've never entered one.
What meat could I win if I bought a raffle ticket?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Meat mainly
But meat that's been sat on a bar for a week
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Yeah if I had to guess I would have said meat.
But I meant what sorrrrt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Animal mainly
but animal meat that's been sat on a bar for a week
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
They should cut up personality horse and put him on the bar for a week.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Liver, Chicken, Steak of various cuts, probably an offal bucket, some sausages, pigs ears, pork chops, there is usually a veggie option, like a bag of nuts or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Joints?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
meat raffle, not a drug den.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Go and buy Haribo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I used to like tangfastic, but these days I prefer Star Mix
Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Tangfastic is the way to go here
Star Mix are the beige of Haribo
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Well that's what I used to think
but then I got bored of the tangfastic and went back to star mix. I would step over my own mother for the cherries.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
imma get some haribo for when you come over, and pick out all the cherries,
and put them in two hats for you. and you will be all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Oh man, I'd WELL :) at that!
I'd be like "LOL awww :)"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Cherries are the best
But if you eat too many you feel sick and your jaw hurts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I once got bought a tub of JUST cherries for my birthday
They weren't haribo, but they were still gr8
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Dude, we've actually talked before....
Unless I'm getting mixed up and your not the one with the cool tasche and the bike...

Meh, the young need to learn.

Shame, I liked him. Sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
I know that you donger.
How are you getting on? I have no longer got the motorcycle though.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Ahh, right wasn't sure.
I'm pretty good all things considered, yourself?

what happened to the bike?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)
sold it,
never really got my confidence back after the accident, wasn't going to ride it in the winter anyhow, managed to pass my driving test, so it seemed the right time.

I'm aces, life is pretty sweet at the moment, if only i could get a little more time off to spend with the lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Sadtimes, sorry to hear (or have forgotten) about the accident.
sane choice though I know too many people broken or dead coming off those things.

Glad life is treating you well Mr. Pig.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I really want a motorbike

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Brrrrrmmmmmm brrrrrrrmmmmmm bbrrrreeeeemmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
You are Crazy Frog AICMFP

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)
yeah, the accident was actually just before i joined up here,
i was in hospital for a few weeks, had lurked here a bit, and as Hospital is the single most boring place in the world, joined in /talk, and the rest, as they say, is history...
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I remember that
That seems like ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
just over a year.
it was june 2011
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Really? Christ
Time flies when you're...well...here
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
wahwahwah
it's all about MEMEME with you isn't it?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:01, Reply)
how are you q?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
INVINCIBLE

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I'm so glad I've never been to hospital over night.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Just before Christmas I was in hospital for a week
Bupa gave me a load of money, so I bought a big telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
i think that money was for the drugs that would save your life,
now you're going to die.

Can i have your TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
You may have to fight my children for it, but sure

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Never, I'm sweetness and light me.
Alt: I usually miss all the juicy stuff. I think Rory called Scaryduck a paedo and someone stole some drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
5ambarrycouchrapegate

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
is barry ever coming back?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Dunno
He was a good lad actually. Had a few pints with him
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)
i never spoke to him much.
shame man, shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)
i bet he 'stole your milk'

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)
barry's dead man, barry's dead.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
The main thing is I'm still here providing upto but not including 14% of all Lols
Blobby was a cock to me because he hates me for no reason, I'm lovely to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
you've never been nice to me ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I was! We fixed the great pub roast potatoes scandals together!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
oh yeah,
great times, man, great times.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
meh, I like bobby, I like you.
If I have to choose it's probably be Bobby, but only because I know him a bit better, you seem alright for a marketing cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
But I won't nonce and then eat your children :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Nah, just warp their minds and sell them shit they don't need.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:09, Reply)
i just tried taking everybody off the ignore but it won't let me
:_'-'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
that mott the hoople song is on now, is it about maths? it seems to be about 'carrying the twos'?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)
boogaloo shoes?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)
all the young dudes, carry the twos
maybe it's about you TH?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Well that would certainly explain a few things
Like all these cheques I keep getting from David Bowie
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)
wait, is mott the hoople david bowie?
shit
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Nah
But he wrote that song
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
just googled it, bowie wrote it?
i really like him, i think he's underrrated as a musician and lyricist
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Yes
He really should be a millionaire by now, with many best selling albums in his back catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
if only

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Hey Q.
I thought I got told you'd goned???
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)
i'm not really Q, Q

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Ahh, right, who are you then
and while you're at it:
Who's Quintno?
Who's Truth Fairy?
Who am I?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)
quinton is quentin
truth fairy is me
you are flouncy mcgee
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)
so you are all three? must get tyring.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
did you like my post? it rhymed

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
nope, not really.
it was confusing, with shades of I Am The Walrus.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)
i h8 u 4eva

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Oh, so you are q then.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)
no, you are

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Today I've had my jacket brought in, gone to the gym and had some free crackling
Good Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)

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