SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DICK

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:36, 104 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Stop talking to yourself lol

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)

oh, bradley...!
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(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)

make me, cocksucker!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)

you're a cocksucker? well nice of you to admit it but still, i never asked

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Suck my balls.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)

ok

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Some people might be offfended by this, Quent, and I know that wasn't your intention.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)

we're all mates here
buddies, pals, i'm sure we'll be ok
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:56, Reply)

ok,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)

yeah, you?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:56, Reply)

pretty good Q,
given up on paperwork now, and decided to start drinking instead.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Now that's a question!
It smells like old nappies in the office
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Any old people nearby?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Nah, must be the brown chick behind me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I would just like to point out to Mr. Ape
that while we may have been to the same festival 2 years back, I won't likely have run into him, because I was in the performers area most of the time.

Also going to latitude make you a smug middle class prick, unless you got in free for banging a performer, innit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I am well cool. this needs more recognition.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Never one for double standards eh CQ
Anyway the middle classes run this country do you can bend over and suck my privately educated cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:52, Reply)

privatley educated by a whore.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I read this in the voice of Sean Connery from the SNL jeopardy skits.
Just me then?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1SvsOWQlAA
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Haha, I'll listen to that later.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Not sure what you mean old boy.
I am middle class as it happens, well lower middle anyway, but that festival was like Islington had vomited over Sussex, rude buggers too.

I wonder if we saw any of the same stuff.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Actually it was 4 years ago soz
It is so middle class that there is a radio 4 tent. I enjoyed it but I was quite stoned/drunk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I genuinely did not see that much.
My then GF was producing a play there, was fun to hang out but a lot of it was not for me.

I do like Radio 4
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Radio 4 is brilliant
/getting old
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Always thought this.
it too much news though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

They really don't run this country by any stretch of the imagination.
They do keep this country running though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:58, Reply)

That's actually more what I meant
Semantics innit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)

bent spastics more like.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)

+I'm a bent eman pas s innnit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)

it also depends what you call middle class...
you have everything from me to David Cameron, and I'm not too sure about me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Son of a millionaire, Eton-Oxford not middle class.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I know plenty of people from Eton, Harrow, Wellington who went to Oxbridge and are decidedly middle class
Also to be worth more than a million pounds isn't really that big a deal
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Yes it is, and no mistaking.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Not really, not with the way house prices have gone
My parents for example live pretty modest lives, but I know the value of their house plus pensions and investments would cross the 1m mark. But they are not millionaires in the way one might perceive.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Millionaire:
Noun
A person whose assets are worth one million pounds or dollars or more
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

BUT, due to inflation the actual value needed to live like a millionaire Is more

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Living like a millionaire. What do you mean?
Freedom from financial worry, and the ability to do what you like, when you want to.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I dunno, I think it's in some ways more complicated that having worth over a certain amount
Although that would satisfy the dictionary definition
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Upper middle, no?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

All this talk of class is just going to end in someone saying something about thatcher.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)

She sort this country right out if she were back and you know not mental

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I wasn't really about for the Thatcher era,
so i can't make a balanced judgement based on what she did, so i'm just going to scream "thatcher was a cunt and stole my milk" a lot, and call that a fair and balanced discussion of the politics of the day. Oh, also something about the Falklands and coal.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I was about in the Thatcher era.
And I agree with everything WP is saying.

I even voted for her.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

YOU KILLED THE WORKING CLASSES

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Whoop!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)

woah woah woah man

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)

this could be a song
what song?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)

man Delilah!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)

i was thinking more of an elvis number

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)

no, that;s Tom Jones, you div.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

YOU FUCKING DICK

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:55, Reply)

yeah, me fucking dick
god just imagine it... then tell me how it makes you feel
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I'm rigid, I won't lie

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)

You'll be polishing your pumps later, eh? Eh?

( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Tool, Pearl Jam, johnny Cash, led zepplin And Frank Turner
Sometimes I love shuffle
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I got Annie Lennox, Deicide, Bowie, Kreator, ABBA
as the last 5 songs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Is there a 'Delete all' function on it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)

sometimes i feel i should go through and get rid of all the crap,
but to be fair, i am way too lazy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Unlucky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

i might just put the radio on.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

WILL IT FIT???AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Shit, I am finally my father.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

See, now, that's not true, because your father is a woman.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

HahahahabbSbabzbbabahbbas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Did you break into a wheezing cough halfway through that laugh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I've been smokin too much pole recently

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Fuck me that's awful

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

yup.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

The idea of shuffle holds no appeal to me.
I know what I want to listen to, thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

well, lah de dah, Mr. I'm Capable of making decisions based on how i feel.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I know! Wot a cunt eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)