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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My mum doesn't like curry, unfortunatelyso me and my dad would sneak out and 'curry ourselves up' while she wasn't looking.
I love a good curry - unfortunately, I'm living in Tokyo for a bit and the curry choice is 'vegetable, mutton, chicken, butter chicken' and a choice of hatsui down to mild.
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No, that's alrightWho's bobby? And why does he have many accounts?
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He's a morbidly obese studne teacher living in Bristol who has a pnechant for touching children in their special placeHe has many accounts because he's a very stupid person who can't remember passwords very well.
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He thinks he needs a new account for every device that he looks at b3ta on.(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Bless him, he's really quite stupid.We keep him around a bit like a mungo pet.
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YESProbably Lamb jalfrezi. But then it depends where you get it from. I had one from a place I'd never been to before and it was way too hot.
You?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:10,
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Well yes!!But it was mild enough at all the other takeaways I go to....but this one was mental.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:14,
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How's that?I don't really know what I'm doing if I'm being honest
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:17,
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You are right T.H.You calibrate based on what you know - I quite like a Thai green curry, but the difference in quality even in the same establishment can vary a lot
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They were really nice thoughI phoned them and said it was too hot last time, so they put fewer chilis in it for me. Then when they turned up, the guy had made notes on the menu saying which ones they could make hotter/milder for me. Now THAT'S customer service.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:20,
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did he refer to you as 'the faggot at number 23'(
Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:31,
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Actually, that being saidHow would I know? I imagine he didn't, he was a very nice chap.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:33,
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GOOD HELLO MISTER GAYMANHERE IS CURRY FOR YOU YES? VERY MILD, YOU LIKE? IN MY COUNTRY YOU WOULD BE 'EL SHALVADOR BISHMILLA' WHICH MEANS 'GIANT WHITE BALD HOMOSEXUAL TESTICLES'
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Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:34,
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Are they bigger than heterosexual testicles?Apparently homosexual members are, on average, larger than heterosexual ones.
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I've found that with JalfreziIn different places it can be everything from watery and tasteless right up to the full-on ring burner.
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Good question!Difficult to answer this one, I have many 'favourites'. I guess, if you push me, it has to be a jalfrezi too, but *whispers* I sometimes ask for the mildly spiced 'meat grill' - like a kebab, but nicer and fantastic - works really well well as a side order!
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Oh, you've got to get side ordersThey do a good tandoori mixed grill. OH CHRIST ALMIGHTY....WE NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT CURRY!!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:25,
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Ha ha!But they're so nice and spicy! Okay then, what are your plans for the weekend? My day is already over and I'm planning on sleeping in a bit later than I would on a work day and maybe going for a walk.
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MARSHALL ANNIVERSARY CONCERT IN THE LONDON!!!And I don't care what else. I'm listening to loud music for a few hours.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:35,
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