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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Threadjacking my own thread.
So who thinks Calista Flockhart is attractive.
I'm going to say that I do.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:04, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
She's a bag of bones shoved in a drumskin

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
That was about 10 years ago Kroney
do you not think she might have changed a bit?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
A Google search reveals that she hasn't.
At least, not enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a recent photo I think
www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2012/sep/21/calista-flockhart-theatre-the-seagull?newsfeed=true
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
She's pretty nice there.
She's thin, but not skeletal like her and Courtney Cox were in the late 90s
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)
See? Still way too skinny.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Is Harrison Ford still chucking his rebel muck up her?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Apparently she's shit at oral and he shouts
'EASY, CHEWIE'

lolololololololololol
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE!!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)
SO I DON'T NEED TO EXAPLIN IT!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)
liking this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
EXAPLINING THINGS IS FUN!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
he won't go out with fat chicks
due to the phobia developed during filming of the opening scene of Temple of Doom

/convoluted
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I don't get this
I thought that was the one where the chinese dude poisons him and he has to find the antidote?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)
The big rolling boulder thingy, not sure which one that is.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Raiders of the Lost Ark

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Yes.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Is he still capable? He's ninety, or something.
Wearing an earring the last time I saw him too, the prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Like a French Whoopsie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
She could do with a big mac or 3 but she's cute
dexterseason7.info/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Calista-Flockhart-dexter-season-7-premiere.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Oooo, when does Dexter start again?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Press Gang was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Okay, so that's a really nice picuture of her.
But I agree that she could do with eating a bit more - she's very pretty, but a bit too thin, in my opinion.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Urgh not at all.
Auschwitz, but in all the wrong ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Again, your opinions are based on a ten year old TV program.
Criticise her for fucking Harrison Ford by all means.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Or maybe she's still too damned thin.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Or maybe you've not had a girlfriend in fucking years and do you not think maybe you're not really in a position to be picky.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
It's been a few months and I am hardly starved for attention. Don't you worry, my little ginger-moustached friend.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)
HI MY NAMES KRONEY AND I'VE GOT LOADS OF BIRDS BANGING DOWN MY DOORS AFTER MY COCK

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Not loads. A few.
Christ it's not like I'm a Dozer level fanny-magnet, or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
If only he knew how it worked...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Knee deep in gash, he is.
That's right - 8cm of gash!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Beating off women with a shitty toothpick

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Click

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Sounds pleasant
Is this not Kroney?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)
meh
It's tiring being this good looking you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Pepe Le Phew

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
HAVE YOU HAD A LOOK AT MY ARSE AND LEGS? LOOOOOOK GO ON LOOOOK AT MY ARSE AND LEGS

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Oh so nowadays she's curvy and has big knockers yeah?
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Hahahahahaha. She's had her knockers.
Knockers????? Is it 1975?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)
*looks at clothes*
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)
*looks at wallet more like*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)
EEEE, she's a luvverly bit o' crumpet

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)
I wouldn't mind 'having it off' with her!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Up for a bit of "bonking" are you?
Eh? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I've got a bit of a "bonk on" thinking about her

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)
nah
Too skinny

Soz Chompo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)
There's definitely duck in her ancestry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)
I like how cross Al's getting because the rest of us have eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Quackers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Skinny women can be beautiful,
unlike piebeasts.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)
The prosecution puts forward Nigella Lawson, your Honour

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)
She's not a piebeast.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
How big is a piebeast?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
It's all about the Tit/bum/belly ratio

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)
So WW is a pie beast right?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Ms Lawson has all 3 in decent measures

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Yeah, but her stomach is smaller than her tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I see
If the measurements are similar this qualifies as piebeast
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)
That, I believe, is the crux of the matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)
A quick check would be do they go "in" at the middle?
If not, piebeast
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Aren't all Northern birds Piebeasts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)
All the ones in sportos house are

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)
That is certainly true.
This one is just too thin.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)
No

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

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