Boring thread is boring, and dead. time for: INTERNET SHUTIN EVENING THREAD!!!
What are you up to that's not being outside having a life?

Where would you rather be right now?

I'm waiting for my dinner to cook before I put my son to bed, fish finger sandwiches, yummy. :)

I'd rather be balls deep in a big fat woman with thighs the size of a hippo's, but hey, who said fatherhood was glamorous.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:12, 83 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you like fat chicks? eew.
Through choice or necessity?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:21, Reply)

I likes all the wimmins.
and all the wimmins likes me.

S'OK Dozer, wouldn't expect you to understand.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:24, Reply)

I don't got no love for housewhales

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:26, Reply)

you don't got much love for anyone
who isn't The Doze.

can't say I blame you, if I was that pretty I'd commit to a life of onnanism too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:28, Reply)

it's a grave responsibility

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Yup
so glad I'm not you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)

reciprocated.
You Wilf Lunn assclown.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:32, Reply)

And I was being nice and everything..... *sadface*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

I only tease you because I fancy you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Can't say I blame you
I may not be as pretty as you, but I have a certain rugged masculinity that the chicks seem to dig.

well it's eithre that or the massive penis.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:37, Reply)

you ARE a massive penis
Roflol
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)

it is sometimes hard to see me behind it, it's true.
I'm almost as short as you and battered.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:42, Reply)

I wouldn't want to be anywhere other than right here with you right now, Quey.
Or possibly in scosho's stomp thread.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:23, Reply)

I'm not even acknowledging him.
fucken blue-namer
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:24, Reply)

he has me on 2.0, someone find out why please

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:28, Reply)

who the fuck is he?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)

dunno
PLEASE FIND OUT WHY HE HATES ME!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:31, Reply)

fine

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Every person on this plant hates you.

(Legless is a prick., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Which plant would that be?
Lilypad? Nettle?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Ooh, me sir! I know!
It's because you're a cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:31, Reply)

oh.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:32, Reply)

you got Untrue yet, you late-to-the-party honky prick?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:26, Reply)

No.
Cunts haven't delivered it yet.
I always arrive late to the party.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:30, Reply)

you wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:31, Reply)

I'm
watching Mastermind. Doing OK.

Completely content where I am. Just finished some lovely curry, have taken the dog for a walk and I'm on here, at least I am until Battered arrives.

Rock an' rooooollllll.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Just ignore the rotten bully phud, he'll get bored and go away
remind me, who do I think you are?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:25, Reply)

He doesn't really bother me, just thinks he does. It's just tedious and easier to ignore.
I don't know who you think I am but Others seem to think I'm plumdozer. This on account of me saying I had a pet called Hercules, which I invented. Plummers had a hamster called that, unfortunately recently deceased.
Plummers and I, did, however, go to the same school, albeit many years apart so there is a tenuous connection.
To my eternal shame, Michael fuckwit Gove went to the same school. I'll never live it down.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:33, Reply)

That's the bunny!
Hi dozer's nicer personality. so, are you older of younger? Were you touched as a child too?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Much, much older.

I remember my mother describing me as a bit touched. Maybe she meant a touched bit?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Ahh, yes, were you the other lefty, trying to steal my schtick?
or was that whatisname?

ahh well good to see you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Good
to see you too, sir. I can assure you I have no interest in your, eh, schtick.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Wise man.
I think you're my new Favorite.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:44, Reply)

but you told me you love me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Plummers, mate, they all say that. CQ though won't cum in your top hat without permission. A true gent.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Awww! fanks, I do try.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:49, Reply)

he is you
as you are he

as you are me

and we are all together
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I am definitely not you.
I am way more alternative.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:49, Reply)

someone truely alternative would claim to be alternative
wannabe
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)

someone truly spasticated
Would have a Willy Fogg moustache.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:54, Reply)

tsk
bad show old chap
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:55, Reply)

YOU STARTED IT!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:56, Reply)

did I?
I didn't think I did, I was beeing quiet carful not to be too naasty to you. oh well, I appologise.

sorry Doze.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:57, Reply)

I am the egg man, I am the egg man.......
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:50, Reply)

correctamundo

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I am I
And you are you
And you are me
And I am you
But somebody obscures my view of you
Really, who?
Gérard Depardieu!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

also
You are very fucking far from being as good looking, funny, suave, cool and sophisticated as me.

HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:35, Reply)

You
should have seen me when young, Sir. Noel Coward had nothing on me. I used to wipe their gashes with my cravat when finished the rogering business. A gentleman knows how to treat a lady.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)

*makes notes*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

And
that was how the "kipper tie" was born.

So Phudbree invented the kipper tie, OK?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:04, Reply)

What else did you invent uncle Phud?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Nothing, son,I was too busy cleaning the basement. Years it took me, years.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

a song for dozer, to say sorry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDVQ09ESjAo
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

I'm boooooooooooooooooooooored
I want to be out doing something fun. I'm not even sure why I'm not
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Hey Caves.
bet you can't find a dirtier song than that one ^

got your costume sorted yet?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:13, Reply)

haha
someone I know had a song on tape which had the memorable line "see that shampoo bottle?...stick it up my ass...now pull it in an out...at a medium pace..."

I think I will be wearing my sparkly jacket I'm never brave enough to wear in real life, some kind of officey skirt and I'll find some kind of hat from somewhere
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Yay!
got a gun?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:17, Reply)

nope
unless my fake flintlock will do, not sure I can justify that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:17, Reply)

got's me one of these in the post
www.battleorders.co.uk/western-1/hand-guns/2nds-colt-45-black-or-nickel-and-brass.html

you should get this: www.battleorders.co.uk/western-1/hand-guns/pocket-derringer-pistol-nickel-finish-1860-s-pattern-g1262l.html
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:20, Reply)

ooh nice
you've linked me to the other one before. its tempting, I dunno
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)

for good reason
not cheap though.

I'm happy with a 2nd, the more beat up the better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:22, Reply)

hahah
as I was browsing through, Happiness is a Warm Gun came on my speakers

It is all pretty expensive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)

yeah, that's why nI went for the cheap one.
feck it paint the flintlock silver and go for it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I've sent a message asking others I know who've gone
where they got their's. I might even be able to borrow one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:31, Reply)

And a Dutch cap.....
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:18, Reply)

that would be some mighty od costume

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:18, Reply)

It would set a new standard for a larpers convention. Probably. I know nothing about it. It would certainly attract attention. Just say you're drawing attention to the crying need to stop plushies, eh, what's the word, replicating?

And yes, I know know yer not plushies.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:23, Reply)

furries
and 'yiffing'

they are our mortal enemy or something, well probably the only people lower on teh social scale, really
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Yass, furries is what I meant. Stupid, am I.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:26, Reply)

WTF is yiffing. Is that farting in an animal suit? I am NOT googling that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Yiffing is when furries get together
and say 'yif' a lot, then have sex as their 'fursonalities'

seriously.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Having
Thought a little about this. They say that a lot where I live. As in "yif uckkin' eejit, Phudbree."

Fuck me, that hurt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:40, Reply)

furry sexing
or possibly sex with annimals, or both, it's a bit vague
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Beasts with two 'n's? Dear God, what next.

I'm off to wash out my internet.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:34, Reply)

did you google?
dirty boy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Certainly not. Perish the thought.

Everybody knows too much googling makes you yiff.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 22:02, Reply)

bored
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYi83S0yIqI
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un1Q2JMPPyQ
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:28, Reply)

shall we play a jolly game?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:39, Reply)

what kind of a game?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I dunno, something to pass the time.
riddles?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:42, Reply)

what's in it's pocketses
I'm not good on riddles
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:46, Reply)

styring or nothing!
I'm disappointed
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 21:48, Reply)