Men: just because our insides forcibly rip themselves out once a month,
accompanied by huge surges in hormones which mean we do things we can't understand ourselves, don't think we're just psychotic mental bitches. We don't care what you think.

We do care whether there's chocolate, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:16, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Indian or Chinese?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:18, Reply)

What?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I can't decide what to have for dinner.
I've been feeling rotten all week so thought I'd have a quiet night in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Indian! With all the extras

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Or better still, Vietnamese

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Oh
then, Indian. Always.

That's speaking as someone who can't eat MSG, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Where abouts in Brizzle are you big guy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:26, Reply)

'big guy'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Where do you want me, honey?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Indian.
I am about to order a takeaway. Might have Thai.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I think it'll be India.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Or Indian even.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:37, Reply)

The Only Way Is Thai

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Oooh touchy! Are you having the monthly visit love?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Up yours, fuckface

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Lol
Wassup b3thy?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Just because blood is coming out in small amounts doesn't mean it's just 'dripping'
It fucking hurts. Like a big hand grabbing and twisting.
And if you have fun things like endometriosis, the pain can go *anywhere* on the body. Full on cramps from teh rib cage to the knees is 'fucking shit'.

And no, before you ask, I'm not blobbing. I'm just the only one who's going to put the other side on here tonight...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:28, Reply)

and I'd like to add
that some lucky people end up passing out. Or perhaps that's just me. I tend not to get moody, but if I'm stressed it does amplify it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:30, Reply)

I get close to passing out
and throwing up. That's fun.

Welcome to teh bitchfest. How was your day?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I did all sorts of domestic things
I was very proud of myself. Best bit was the hedgetrimmer, it's like a training chainsaw. I totally mangled ALL the hedges.

how 'bout you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Minge lols.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:35, Reply)

i was hoping someone would
do that. I guessed it would be you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:38, Reply)

We chopped down a triffid outside our front door.
You can now see out of the kitchen window, and walk up the path without being molested.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:41, Reply)

i get that too. being a lesbian helps me through these rough patches, and me mooncup

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Where've you been recently? Not on the step?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:41, Reply)

occupational hazard innit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:51, Reply)

What was it this time?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:54, Reply)

dunno, my cards are marked it's all the freaking time man
Blubblubblubblub
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:05, Reply)

But that what makes the black pudding so worthwhile.

Scots bonus - it's free!

*only in season"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:30, Reply)

*kicks in balls*
*runs away*
*laughs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:33, Reply)

* cunt punts so hard your jam rag gets stuck and you get toxic shock *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:41, Reply)