I've put the telly on whilst I decide what to order for dinner.
Is that Bob on the telly, singing opera?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:59, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

probably
tesco is making me cook chicken in orange juice. It looks weird
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Sounds a bit iffy that, Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:01, Reply)

*shrugs* dunno
it's not like I have free will any more, I just do what it says. Perhaps it will be magically good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:03, Reply)

How does that work?
The orange juice will evaporate before the chicken gets to cooking temperature.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:03, Reply)

nah,
it's chicken breast cut into bits, then seal in the spices then add orange juice and honey.

They might be trolling me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:05, Reply)

OK
My cullinary skills extend to turning the oven on and off so I can't really comment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:07, Reply)

actually turns out it's pretty nice
if a little sweet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:09, Reply)

That's more or less a perfect description of me as well.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:12, Reply)

+in the cannibal cookbook

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:14, Reply)

There'd be a LOT of gristle if I was cooked right now.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:19, Reply)

+ tough + old boot
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I
Can only make chicken/lamb/beef *ding* in the microwave.
WTF is a "medium" oven? 180? 200?
How the fuck do I know it's done other than smell the burning?
Black arts.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:11, Reply)

this
I need very specific instructions
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:12, Reply)

D'you reckon that Bobby sings Opera?
I picture him as Meatloaf, myself.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Mrs Mills
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Go Compare

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Not on my telly.
I'm watching 'the Doctor'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:03, Reply)

OMG!
I forgot. I'll have to watch it tomorrow :D
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvjQpPEjP8E
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:14, Reply)

While
the rest of B3ta is watching The Gynaecologist.

Apart from me. I'm watching Jamie's American Road Trip.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:36, Reply)