he replied to someone else with a web address of numbers
thought i'd try it and it works \o/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:41, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

are you not worried you are on some kind of watch list now?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)

He's been on the sexual offenders list for years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)

DNS problem then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)

They must have a proper retarded web service
if they can block by DNS but not by IP.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I heard they posted every employee a computer with that days work on it
and then they had to post it back and wait for the next computer to arrive with another days works on it.

It's the only way to be secure you see.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Nah, they used this
tools.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)

can I have these numbers?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)

5.9.83.79
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)

So now I'm using this, does this mean that my employers could no longer track the fact that I am always on here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Of course they can.

( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

But they don't know about all the porn that I look at, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

No, dear.

( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Phew!
There's some pretty nasty stuff there, that could be embarrassing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)

They'll see that number in the logs instead of 'b3ta.com', most probably.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

And then they'll be curious
go to the IP address and see it gets you to a blocked site. Then they'll nobble the user for breaching IT policy.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I don't think I've got any blocked sites.
It was my boss who introduced me to b3ta.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)

So what is that number anyway?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

The external IP for B3ta.
Think of it as like a post code.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Post? Code?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

The real address of every website is a number
the IP address, but to save you having to remember the numbers DNS enables you to give them names instead, then translates them into numbers the Internet can understand.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Don't get sucked in.
He's like a black hole of ignorance. Giving him answers will only make him more powerful.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Nah, gonna get him to google for ipv6, see if I can get his head to explode.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I think if you suggest that he googles "google" you can probably get him trapped in a recursive loop

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I did this once before and missed Christmas :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Haha
Clicken dis
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Oooo, I might try that, it'll save me a fortune

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)

*sits back to watch a slew of stupid questions from Nakers as Kroney gets increasingly angrier and angrier*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

hahaha
I was going to ask about DNS...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I generally ask people to think about how much they actually want to know.
Turns out it's usually not much.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Ignorance is bliss
Nakers is in a state of constant ecstasy
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)