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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was charged with public order offences
but I pointed out that I had said "Cheers" afterwards so they let me off since the Legless defence if legally bulletproof.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:04, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I once got a school bully raped once, needless to say she later killed herself rofl

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
That's the last time I do you a favour btw.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Can you just tell us what you've done with Barrys remains? There's a poor mother who just wants to bury her son and you've stuck him into the footings of a new superwarehouse in romford or some shit. The jokes over man

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)
RIP Barry.
I bet he was looking forward to the bash too, loads of thieving opportunities.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Never!
Barry will never RIP.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Similarly, I got off several rape cases
since the victims admitted I had shouted "surprise!" immediately beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)
does anyone know what the required conditions for cutting off a drug dealer's head is?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)
The police aren't interested in investigating this sort of crime.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Does it need to be raining?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)
It can't hurt
nobody likes standing around in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)

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