FFS you lot I mean really

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:16, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Boyce,
that hotel was ridiculously expensive, where else is there.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Holiday Inn on Old St?
What am I, fuckin' Trip Advisor?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Your online reputation will suffer for this.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Gadzooks!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

You are that.
I went with the RE as I fear your after bash party will go on past my bedtime.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

It is a distinct possibility.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Apparently I'm staying at Stunned's.
If I want an early night, it'll be the half one train back to Slough for me.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Niiiice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)

The last person to stay at Stunned's was Baz
He has not been seen since, which has been treated with a similar level of disinterest as that afforded to decapitated drug dealers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)

he was 5am floor raped into dust

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)

couch, hahahaha

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)

I stayed there Sat night and remain fully alive, to date.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)

We only have your word for that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Well,there's nommyy cakes at the afterbash.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Oi. Trip Advisor.
Should I have a micro dot or a not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Fuck yes. Double drop ftw.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)

^ This
I have only ever had a great time on microdots.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)

microdots the sunshine bus
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)

We sing songs, clap our hands, etc.
What's not to like?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)

The sticky windows?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Don't knock it until you've tasted them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I used to go out with a girl who dealt them
She used to give me them to test drive when she got new batches.

There was one lot which didn't seem to work, so I had a second one - at which point of course the first one kicked in. I had school the next day :(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)

I can't see how she could have made any profit with this arrangement.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)

It suggests a considerable mark-up

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Hahaha they were about £3 each RRP
Plus if she was getting say 100 at a time, giving a couple away to ensure the quality of the merchandise seems sound business to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

At least, that's what you managed to convince her.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)

She was in love with me, the silly bint.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

That was her first mistake...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)

www.booking.com
Good luck on getting anything under a tun a night that isn't a roach infested flea pit, though :)

Welcome to London!
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

I can come back,
the buses run all night, but i don't really want to trek across london.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

google for serviced apartments
Last Boyce bash I stayed in a quite nice one within walking distance for £60.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)

"serviced" eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)

I did not enquire as to any "extras"
The morning wake-up blowjob was quite sufficient.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Ask chompy, he knows all sorts of sordid little sex pits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Monty i'm confused
i have agreed with the "Natural Born Chillers" that i do indeed "like to rock the funky beats", however additional instructions have not been forthcoming.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Hmmmm... troubling.
Perhaps these chaps want you to make your own decision as to what to do next, a 'choose your own adventure book' in the form of popular music, if you will?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I shall make a "logical progression"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Bukem sex pested one of my mates

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)

You should totally post thiss in QOTW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)

done bbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Jumping Jack Frost left death threats on my pal Hamish's answerphone.
Gutted we didn't record them for posterity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Sounds like it was a gas.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

LTI, brah. L.T.I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I'm going, I'm going.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)