Alright, benders?
The last thing I made was my 2013 calendar. Some extremely nice (and possibly mental) people have even bought copies.

I'm usually shamed by things I realise I should have done but didn't, rather than things I've actually done. Mostly because I'm a lazy selfish cow as opposed to a mean and evil one.
Which do you suppose is worse? I need to know before I DMAAKM.

Are we all happy this miserable wet Monday?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You don't need to DYAAKY
Simply shit in your hands and rub it on the screen in an apologetic ritual to the gods of internet.

I can't see this one taking off in the same way, but it amused me this morning.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I'd really rather not, if that's all the same.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)

someone bullied my terminally ill girlfriend, b3th
please ban them
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)

People have been picking on my terminally ill husband for years, Q.
It's a board full of mean bullies.

I hope it all works out well for her, fr srs. I found a lump about fifteen years ago. Turned out to be nothing, and I still have it today, but it's really worrying going through the tests and taht.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)

all about you, isn't it b3th?

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Ah go on

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I did have one person I shared your link with ask if you were serious or if it was some kind of elaborate satire
:(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I thought the most face-saving answer was to say you were Special Needs
Hope that was ok.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Wait, don't knock it.
You could pick up some good sympathy sales, if people believe they are buying the work of a retarded child or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Perhaps you could add a terminally ill dimension to the story as the sales start to dwindle?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

: (
again
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Looks more like an unhappy biscuit, that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

MOD the shit out of him B3th

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I think that was rather kind of him.
He could have told his mate that it was the work of a fully functioning adult with all higher mental functions intact.

Then you'd have looked *really* bad.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)