why didn't he just surface?
surely the bends is preferable to death?
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:40, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'd rather die than listen to any of their albums.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)

that can be arranged

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

If it was arranged by you, the worst I could expect would be to lose my hearing.
Or perhaps a visit from Darth?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I do not understand this at all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

This does not surprise me at all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

You get more than "the bends" if you come up from 262ft
That deep you're not on air, you're in saturation (hence the diving bell) breathing other gases, if you come up you'd die in unbelievable pain and agony.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Personally I think it's only right that 'benders' die in unbelievable pain and agony.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

You know the bends often causes death?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I guess it would be a truely horrible way to die

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Every blood vessel in your body trying to explode at once....
Yup, that'd smart a bit.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)

ah, so you've met tricky?

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

No, all the blood vessels, not just the ones around your anus.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

i hate radiohead as much as the next man
but that's a bit extreme
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)

AIDSlol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Actually wasn't someone on here the other day saying how AIDS is really a right old laugh these days?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)

1 person was cured of it using stem cells
the person was right, but the person was an idiot
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

anotherwanker said "AIDS whatevs, I can live with that"
and I said there had been someone "cured" with stem cells
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)

which is all true
but you're still both idiots
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

No, one person is currently not showing any cell counts for the virus
but is suffering from a really unpleasant array of side effects. You can't say for sure if he's actually "cured"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

oh well fuck a duck mate, i was only paraphrasing

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)