I conceed this.
I stick by the point about the third world thing being dily mail bollocks though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

there's far too many of the brown bastards anyway, let's all grow up here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Finally SOMEONE with the bottle to talk sense!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I'm just saying what everyone's thinking

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Their food smells funny and so do they.
That's all I'm saying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)

bloody call centres," bud bud ding ding" I can't make any of them out at all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)

I actually find the Scottish ones harder to understand as they are drunk as well as havinga thick accent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I like the ones where there is a nice bubbly Geordie lass, who is probably a bit fat, but you still think you might like to chuck one up her 'cause she sounds so friendly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)

that lot are riddled with infections though, so remember to wrap it up before you slap it up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Westwood classic ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)

"Go hard or go home!"
Another piece of genius from our mate Tim.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)

hahaha see below

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Your problem is that you are most likely to be receiving bad news.
At least "John" with the thick Indian accent is only capable of being matter of fact with you.
Chubby Claire in Nu-cassel only makes you feel worse with her sincere sounding voice.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)

That is indeed my problem.
My best one ever was an Indian fellow who began the call with 'hello my name is Steve Davis' - I fucking wet myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I have a particular dislike of the 'friendly Geordie' ones.
I'd rather get bad news from a stani than some fucking chirpy Byker Grove cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)

how man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)

AH CANNAT SEE, MAN!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)

it's a fucken tradgedy that Richard littlejohn is still in paid employment when you two could do his job for free.
when you two could do his job for free.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)