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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Overseas aid.
We have children in this country living a third world existence (admittedly they're probably from there in the first place but still) and yet we still give aid money to India, which has some of the richest natural resources on earth.

Is this merely a hangover of colonial guilt or do we still have an obligation to buy these lazy darkies their fucking dinner every day?

Alt: pickwankprickers
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:56, 209 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
We should give them all AIDS instead

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Full blown, Cat or Beastman?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Probably just cat AIDS for now, see how they take to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
That makes sense
AIDS needs to be eased into...otherwise it can make you proper sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
i always ease my AIDS into people, it's only polite

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
One should always say "Excuse me" first, as well.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I think shouting 'surprise' is the correct protocol, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is acceptable, but is not for the polite 'easing' method mentioned above.
This uses just a little more vigour.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a shit thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)
By all means start a better one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Maybe later. I want to see how badly this one fails first.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)
(c) your parents on the subject of whether or not to have more kids, 1975

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I have a moral obligation to help those less fortunate than myself
because it makes me feel like a big man.

I think I have a cold coming on.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)
It makes little sense as they should all die anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
they wouldn't need to live third world existences in this country if their parents knew how to manage their finances

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
^^^^this
although it's more like "spends money meant for the kids on themselves "
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
that's true
there was a tv programme on months back about people living in poverty. these kids were doing everything around the house, barely able to afford food.

yet they had a PS3 and massive telly, and their dad smoked and drank heavily on a daily basis
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)
They also feel entitled to a new DFS sofa every three years and two weeks in Spain.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
i want a dfs sofa and two weeks in spain :(

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
A nice White leatheret one, with poofy arms and lazy boy style reclining options?
Now that's the way to watch X-factor in style...in Reading
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
don't you rent off the council?
just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)
no...I own a flat and rent another privately.
But thanks for playing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
THIS STINKS OF POV

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
YOUR FACE STINKS OF POV

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
eight generations home counties and you're renting a flat, I don't know how you can look your old man in the eyes I really don't

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
And fags are about 7 quid a bloody packet!!!!
I make a small pouch of baccy last about 2 weeks, because of the price, and I've got a fucking job. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I get this!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
No, I'm pretty sure we don't, unless you live in The Daily Mail.
Oh, silly me, forgot who I was talking to, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Ongoing aid direct or othewise from the UK still goes to India Wilf

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
We should stop the aid and open more call centres there to give them jobs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
I was questioning the assertion that anyone in this country lives in third world conditions
It may technically be true that our worst off do as badly as their best off or some such, but nobody is starving in the streets.

The reason we send them aid is that they are worse off than us, suggesting otherwise is wilful stupidity.Yes there are probably other reasons and I'd not rule out ex-colonial guilt as one of them, but as a general rule that's the reason.

There is an intelligent discussion to be had about the form of this aid or even if it should be sent at all, but I put it to you that a thread started with a regurgitated Daily Mail headline is not the place that it will be happening.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Wilf-ful stupidity MORE LIKE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
yes dear.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Oh come on that was a good one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)
yeah, probably, especially as I suspect I was wrong in my post.
I stand by the bit about you being wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Seems fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
WAIT A MINUTE FUCK OFF NO IT DOESN'T

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
too late, you can't take it back now.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Damn it.
Outfoxed AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Because I am so damn foxy.
How's your day going Monts? Mine sucks balls but it can only get better.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Mine's dull but OK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Actually there is growing evidence that people are going short of food, as a result of the current austerity.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHA
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I knew you'd like that.
Prefixing it with 'Actually' gives the post a kind of whiny prick tone as well.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I've seen them, digging through the bins and lurking outside MAcdonalds

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Hey - I'd just lost a contact lens OK?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
yes.
people going short of food absolutely equates to people starving to death.

come on it's a bollocks strw man and we all know it. Like I say discussion to be had, but that's not the way to start it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Well starving to death begins with going short of food.
You know how internet debate works, start off with a blunt statement and then let the extremes argue it to death.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
yes, just as drowning begins with getting rained on.
yes, silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Which in turn begins with untruths told in one's late teens.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
oh v good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
ur so rong
It's not altruism, it's really on getting dibs on trade agreements, part of which is the lucrative sale of arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I conceed this.
I stick by the point about the third world thing being dily mail bollocks though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
there's far too many of the brown bastards anyway, let's all grow up here

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Finally SOMEONE with the bottle to talk sense!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I'm just saying what everyone's thinking

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Their food smells funny and so do they.
That's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
bloody call centres," bud bud ding ding" I can't make any of them out at all

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
I actually find the Scottish ones harder to understand as they are drunk as well as havinga thick accent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I like the ones where there is a nice bubbly Geordie lass, who is probably a bit fat, but you still think you might like to chuck one up her 'cause she sounds so friendly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
that lot are riddled with infections though, so remember to wrap it up before you slap it up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Westwood classic ^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
"Go hard or go home!"
Another piece of genius from our mate Tim.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
hahaha see below

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Your problem is that you are most likely to be receiving bad news.
At least "John" with the thick Indian accent is only capable of being matter of fact with you.
Chubby Claire in Nu-cassel only makes you feel worse with her sincere sounding voice.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
That is indeed my problem.
My best one ever was an Indian fellow who began the call with 'hello my name is Steve Davis' - I fucking wet myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I have a particular dislike of the 'friendly Geordie' ones.
I'd rather get bad news from a stani than some fucking chirpy Byker Grove cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
how man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)
AH CANNAT SEE, MAN!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
it's a fucken tradgedy that Richard littlejohn is still in paid employment when you two could do his job for free.
when you two could do his job for free.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
As I understand it
'Pranab Mukherjee and other Indian ministers tried to terminate Britain’s aid to their booming country last year - but relented after the British begged them to keep taking the money'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
As I understand it*
This is part of the catchily titled aid for trade, where we use our ongoing aid payments to persuade developing countries to buy some of our lovely British made weapons.

*Admittedly not very well.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Quite probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)
If India are so skint, how come they have a fucking space programme?
Then again, so do Salford believe it or not. The university built a rocket, and it crashed in a fairly spectacular way. I think it was called Burberry in Space.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Alright, ballbags?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Dirty. French. Bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Why does this make me think of Catherine Tate?
Morning, Stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Morning, Miss.
Everything copacetic?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Meh.
I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
he'll soon be dead b3th. Then you can have as much b3ta cock as you like

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
That's the only thing that keeps me going, Rory.
Dreaming of being pawed by fat sweaty internet shutins.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
You know how you can get lost in someone's eyes, well with a b3tan it's which fold you fancy getting lost in
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12120689
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I like the way he's sitting on a nappy pad.
You've got to admire the human body for being able to create enough skin to contain all that sexiness.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Cochon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I was until you turned up. Damn cheese eating surrender monkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)
We owe them this having done them wrong for so many years. Leaving....
Education, roads, government, railways, partition, chicken tikka massala (or mossala if you are from Brum) and THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
AND YET STILL THEY WANT MORE!!!!!
Sanitation, a standardised and largly uncorrupt legal system, the very idea of India as a single nation, their army ETC ETC ETC
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)
It's almost as if no-one can manage to govern a country successfully
although I hear Canada is very nicely run.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
Stephen Harper looks a bit Noncey though.
There is a rather disturbing photo of him holding a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
and the opportuintyto sew footballs for us

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)
YOU'RE WELCOME!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
And mass-produce furniture to such a woefully poor standard
that 80% or more fails quality control.

/personalexperiencelol
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
They can't all be expected to withstand the weight of Stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Stupid fucking child carpenter pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
hOLD ME BACK. i'LL FACKIN' KILL 'IM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Too be fair, you are quite a fat bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
RIGHT - YOU'RE NEXT PAL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I'd snap you in half.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
or at least headbut him in the nuts.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Ironylols

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Please never breed with Swipe. The mass of any child you had would alter the rotation of the earth.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
EE ENT WORF IT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
What have the Romans ever done for us?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
stuffed doormice and roast swan?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
garum

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
grim

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Yes because you've tried it haven't you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
YES
well no actually, but I don't like fish much, so i doubt fermnented rotten fish sauce will be up my street tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Do you like Thai food?
WELL DO YOU?????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
fish sauce is used pretty sparingl;y though isn't it FUCKFACE
edit: turns out they are very similar...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
1. FUCK
2. OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
They were fucking nuts for that shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
making rotten food taste better
fricking wines as well would bear little resemblance to the original article what with being heavily spiced up and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
They used to rate Falernian grapes didn't they?
Probably tasted like Thunderbird.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I get the impression wines have moved on somewhat thank christ

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
I remember on Blue Peter when the Mary Rose was brought up
they found a sealed bottle of something which the 'experts' reckoned would still be fine to drink. Watching Simon Groon trying not to vomit on live TV was one of my formative sexual experiences.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)
I've had swan years ago.
Every Crimbo, swans, ducks and Canadian Geese mysteriously disappeared.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
My brother-in-law’s family had a swan fly into a pylon on their farm so they ate it – it was ‘truly revolting’ apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Pre-cooked food normally is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
this place is just like talk in the old days

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Was talk really that shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
wait for it, someone might being going to a shop and you can ask them to get you something

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Wow! We can only dream of that kind of thing these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Rolos please.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Cornetto please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Razorblades to put in Nakers’ Cornetto please

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
You do't like my beard do you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Just oe coretto

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
bvsdu N l;ZKLD

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
It probably already has been said....
But I think we should enforce strict conditions to go with it. We promised that aid and its shitty to take that way, but they take the fucking piss. percentages of those billions goes into admins and mansions for those in power. Doesn't India have a fucking space program? I know china wants to go to the moon over the next few years yet gets shitloads. But at least China has pulled it's finger out compared to the others.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Abssolutely no one at all has suffered thanks to China "pulling it's finger out"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I mean, they're up'n'coming, they're making money and greatly reducing its reliance on aid... when I say pulling its finger out.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Wait, has anyone else got an advert at the bottom of this page?
I got one for www.feedthepig.org/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Eh? I got nothing, dog.
You out on Saturday? You know you can get the train to Cambridge Heath in minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Gonna be honest, I very very very much doubt it.
I'm a proper sicko at the moment, and I really need to be careful. It's actually the first time I've been like "Oh shit, this is bad" about my health before.

Here, this is the advert I'm seeing: i.imgur.com/VCDZx.png
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
When I tried out b3ta using the IP address you gave me yesterday, there were adverts on the page
When I switched back, they were no longer there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Your ad-blocker only knows the b3ta address not the IP
Adblock Plus/Firefox?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I know not of these things
There are external nerds to deal with these matters.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Oddly it's not showing on my ipad

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
looks like adware to me
you've been surfing pig porn again
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Woh', one of the sites I did has been picked up by a big design blog and featured as a showcase for good design.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Woo!
Go Gonz!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)
=D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
good work!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
FTW

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
Well I hope you get well soon, brah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Thanks man, I think a couple of weeks and I'll be normal again =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
It's Bartleby's diabetes all over again
PS. Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)
It's more complicated than that and you know it Boyce.
You're just trying to start an argument about which are the best darkies, and we both know that the answer to that as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
ImI (oo) ImI

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)
I like this,
How are you mr TH??
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Not too bad my hard rockin' amigo
Went to the Marshall concert on Saturday...it was the loudest thing I've ever heard. Lots of rock dinosaurs and middle aged, long haired widdle warriors, but it was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Did slash turn up?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
No, the lazy fat prick
He did a video message...cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Overrated cunt and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Let's not go down that route again Monce, it gets ugly
I wouldn't say he was over-rated really...he is what he is. He's very good at what he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)
So's Elton John.
Very good at being a mediocre bumwad.

J1M1 2 WIN !!11!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)
YEEEEAHHHH!!!
Some of his live performances in the 70's were actually pretty good...I often wish that he HAD have killed himself when he considered it in the early 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
He has never been anything other than shit, in my book*

*’Fucking Shit – Bands and Musicians I Don’t Like’ by M Boyce. It’s a 5000 page tour de force I’m telling ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)
I did hear a rumour once that people like different things
But I think it's bullshit. Anyone that likes things that I don't is a fucking queer. End of.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
W3LL F4CK1N B3NT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Anyone who's read my book would say the same.
It's very well-argued.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Would you mind signing my copy please?
Make it out to "eBay"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
oh YOU!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
I am a card, aren't I?
Right...sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
I'm game if you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)
When it comes to sex, I have only two criteria
1) It casts a shadow, and 2) preferably vertabrate
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Alright Boyce,
you know who i like? Jim Martin.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
haha!
Faith No More - the Jim Martin parting band
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Alright Windolene
I don't know who that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
He's a guitar player in popular rock and roll outfit
"Faith No More"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Faith No More's version of War Pigs is really good
Check it out, rock lovers!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is true ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I'm so happy to be stuck with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I got a deluxe double vinyl copy of Paranoid off a mate who works for Universal.
It's got the instrumental version of Iron Man on it.

Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
Woah
I've not heard that...I wonder if I can find it on the intertubes somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
It's brilliant. There a couple of other rarities on there too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
One day,
can we sit on the floor of your flat and play eachother our favourite records...and kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Why do you think he has been trying to persuade you to come on Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
SHHHHHHHHHH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Best version of Iron Man:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8Zwo2myZc

Well, the best Thai version at least.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
There is no way I'm going to remember to look at this at home

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Lusty and I found a Japanese Ramones cover band
genuinely called 'The Lamones'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)
I rike this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:33, Reply)
I know! I know!
Is it Orchestral Manoeuvres?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)
NO IT'S FUCKING NOT,
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER TAKE ANYTHING FUCKING SERIOUSLY SPORTSCOW???? FFFS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Don't be so (Enola) Gay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
now i certainly don't mind giving aid to those industrious indian females, as i know it'll be put to good use
it's those darned indian men, i can't think of the right word but i just don't find them especially productive workers
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
is this a rape joke?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Always

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
no there was that really racist guy here before who said that indian men were really inefficient

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
did he?
i wish i'd met him.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Noel was his name.
It probably still is as well, if I know that MASSIVE FUCKING RACIST, which I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)
i heard he poked an australian, he probably caught it from them

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)
I wouldn't be surprised. You know what they're like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Their holes are upside down, I heard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
when they're not frying wombats on their fancy outside grills
they're forever banning immigrants and sinking their ships
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)
+ murdering British backpackers

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)
And offering relationship advice over the phone
while shitfaced on the fizzy piss they drink.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
is it the Gravediggaz?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Shilpa Shetty is fit but dull
:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)
She certainly is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
but she sure can carry a rucksack up a mountain, no bother

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Very efficient, she is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)
thanks Yoda
You green-skinned prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)
When 900 years he reaches
Look the same, he will
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
NEW THREAD
You gaggle of preening cumwits.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)

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