We had a teacher at school who looked like Scully from the X-files,
even down to the red hair. She was a lousy teacher and apparently had a 'thing' going with one of the sixth-formers. She disappeared soon after...
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:46, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i'd have totally fucked mrs worsfold our PE teacher
sadly, i was a VERY ugly child :(
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Noncing is ok, if it takes place between an attractive female teacher and a teenage boy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

i wish i still knew her now :(

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

was am
child
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)

i am a very ugly sadley?

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

he's on fire today

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

"sadly, I am very ugly :("
HTH XX
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

the sadley at the end ruins your sentence

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

You sound alright to me.
Happychops - they can't be that bad, surely?!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

i grew into my face

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Well there you go.
She will have deteriorated over time, whereas you're now in your prime (that rhymes).
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

It's an alien conspiracy!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I WANT TO BELIEVE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)

BELIEVE spray my ecotplasm on her tits
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Okay, in your opinion,
does she still have it in the 'yes' stakes?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

I've never met your teacher

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

You'd like her,
she bears more than a passing resemblance to Scully off the X-Files.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:07, Reply)

i saw scully off the x files with a gun up her clunt in some film a while back

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)

ORLY?
Not a ginge fan but she is naaaaaaaaace
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:13, Reply)

i msut have imagined it wrong, she rapes a guy with a gun in a film called straightheads

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I've been getting funny feelings towards gingers as I get older.
I've even started finding some of them attractive.

The Bible says it's wrong, though :(
( Kroney, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

They're awesome.
I once knew a woman who was a dead ringer for Berlinda Carlisle. Fantastic - crazy too and that made it better.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)

! ! !

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:23, Reply)