I beg to differ, "cutting" the first ten seconds of Tom Sawyer together doesn't exactly smack of inventivness

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:22, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It's a DJ 'standard'.
Just because you don't understand about DJing classic breaks Al.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Oh christ almighty Montso,
we had the Electronic Dance Music Society from Brookes uni in last night. There was some piss poor DJing i can tell you.
Also, why is EVERYTHING these kids have Bass line driven?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Something to do with 'cunts'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I miss a good beat track,
it was horrific. I asked one of the guys if he had any psytrance, and he said yes. Then he played an infected mushroom song and i wanted to punch him in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

You should have.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)

because they only understand shit Midlands bitter.

rofflcopter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Technically, and i mean technically in the way that QI uses the word, I work for Bass.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Just as long as you don't have to drink it, that's fine with me.
Technically I suppose I work for Alex Salmond. I still wouldn't piss on the cunt if he was on fire.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)

I believe in Scotland the proper response to someone on being on fire is to punch them repeatedly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)

See, I would happily piss on Alex Salmond if he was on fire
for the sole pleasure of being able to set the cunt alight again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)

This is a plan
I can probably drink enough to ensure my piss is flammable.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)