New thread from TD
Guaranteed not to contain one rant about the royal family from me.

Do contribute, but without your usual rant.

EDIT - No mention of cricket either.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:44, 111 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

When do you reckon kate will get pregnant then?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:50, Reply)

They are a lovely happy couple.
I so hope that the stork will visit them soon. I don't begrudge funding all of their activities in the slightest.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:54, Reply)

without my usual rant?
I only have something like 3 topics of conversation
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:57, Reply)

oops
wrong reply thread
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:58, Reply)

I generally find b3ta to be a useful outlet
for my less-than-positive thoughts about certain things. Mainly because nobody else listens to me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:10, Reply)

true
but I end up repeating the same shit, I'm even annoying myself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:14, Reply)

So what do you want?
All this is like leaning against the bar in your local, except cheaper and more convenient.

If there's a place in life where everything is different and stimulating and challenging every night tell me and I'm going.

What you get here is marginally more engaging than soap operas and C5 documentaries. It ain't much, but what's the alternative?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:21, Reply)

fair point
I'm usually on here at the same time as doing other things.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)

You got 6 on?
Fuck me - I'd always thought that PSB was a film soundtrack sampled over a Neu track.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Sorry - that was a bit Dozer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u4Md_aXVJE

Just heard the live version of this. On my "to see" list.

Maybe Woodside could comment on whether that's Neu. I think it is.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:43, Reply)

If it is, it's not from any of their first three albums.
Does sound a lot like them though. Same drum riff and everything.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:27, Reply)

It seems that it's actually PSB - the live session was astonishing.
Only other thing I could bring to mind was Ruksak.

Are you liking?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Aye, it's good 'un.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I had it on, but I wasn't listening
i sometimes have it on at the same time as something on iplayer. This time I was learning about early humans
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Cricket is a crock of shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:51, Reply)

We all have perspectives on sporting activities
I fully accept that not everyone shares my passion and I feel confident that the ECB are a wise and intelligent body.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:56, Reply)

I worked for Giles Clarke (ECB Chairman) about 16 years ago. He's a complete fucking cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:58, Reply)

I'm trying to be kindly and unconfrontational
I couldn't possibly comment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I'm going to start getting ready to go out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:57, Reply)

How long does it take you to get your foundation right?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:58, Reply)

3 hours.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:59, Reply)

And to get your top and bottom matched just right?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:01, Reply)

I've just harvested my chillis
They're an F1 hybrid called 'Basket of fire'.
Tried one. Well named. I'm now awaiting the aftermath which will, I suspect, be aptly named' Ring of fire'.
Pray for me.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:00, Reply)

More info required!
I do like my chilies but my 'hole doesn't enjoy them as much coming out.

Put the bog roll in the fridge!
(highlandcoo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:52, Reply)

One of my twitter contacts, who posts lots of 'inspirational' quotes,
today gave us 'What has been learned cannot then be unlearned'.

I had almost typed out 'try telling that to Terry Pratchett' before I remembered that not every website is like b3ta. I swear, my gob is going to get me into so much trouble one day.

Only benders and sexual deviants like cricket.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:13, Reply)

sexual deviants, you say
I'm off to hang out at the cricket ground
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:17, Reply)

I'll own up to being a sexual deviant
In that I am being deviated from sex.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:23, Reply)

alright wankers?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

'reet

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)

alright Will?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:46, Reply)

yeah, you?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:54, Reply)

not bad
You in Manc now?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Yes
And thoroughly soaked
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Now then chief
How are you living on Manc smog? Not good for the lungs, is it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Neither are these smashing Rothmans king size
but I'm happy to be here all the same
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

I used to scoff Rothmans
Until they got silly priced.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I have to go to Huddersfield tomorrow

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Not a bad place
Two good boozers on the station, and look at the station frontage.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I'm going to the Stadium

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:57, Reply)

To wait for Martians?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

No

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Stadium is a good hike from the station
Justin Bieber gig then?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Apparently the walk is only 15 minutes
But I might taxi it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:07, Reply)

30 I'd say
Got to be worth it for Justin though.

Actual facts! Get a stopping train and get off at Deighton. Far closer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:10, Reply)

taxi then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:13, Reply)

fuck off
I'll rant if I want
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:57, Reply)

On what topic?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

K!
You can rant all you want 'cos I fuckin' loves yer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Goldie Lookin' chains lols

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I woke up at one of their concerts once
Good times!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:08, Reply)

How
The fuck did you manage to fall asleep at the concert in the first place?

Waking up to that must have been a nightmare.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I'm not sure
I went out on the lash and when I sobered up it was some days later. That's when I realised I was at a concert.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Jings
Wills, I must have lived a terribly sheltered life.

I did drop litter once but I still feel guilty.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I couldn't pull this off again I'd probably die
I'm a lightweight now
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:18, Reply)

rant, woman, rant

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:10, Reply)

This
Is not a good foreplay technique.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:23, Reply)

It must of sucked to be a victorian
the logistics of having to cybersex in morse code don't bear thinking about
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Semaphore was all the craze, don' t ya know. Flags and arm waving is the sexy.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:26, Reply)

and the vibrators were steam powered

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:31, Reply)

yeah, or over telegram.
Hi STOP
Hi STOP
ASL? STOP
30 m us STOP
user 1 has disconnected STOP
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Think about the American Indians
3 puffs off the blanket - oh shit I'm very dead.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:44, Reply)

as soon as I find a guy
who likes women who rant, I am totally in there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I prefer woman who rents.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:36, Reply)

wo +his ass out for 10p a go on the docks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Far too cheap.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:44, Reply)

You know that I'm partially deaf in one ear?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I dated a woman deaf in one ear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Pardon?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:50, Reply)

how did she smell?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Of earwax

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:50, Reply)

"Of course I told you I love you."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:51, Reply)

part timer

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I've just been out for a tab
And I reckon the boat might have been the best investment I ever made.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:23, Reply)

How is it coming along?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Slowly - and that's down to me, I'm afraid.
I need to mate the engine to the driveshaft and I need the right CV joint.

Can't find it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I had forgotten about yer boat
How's it going?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I hear it's a bit damp out?
Maybe a bloody hovercraft would be good.

The Thai's are good at turning cars into boats. I saw one with a V8
(highlandcoo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Newbie or sock?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:07, Reply)

tell you what, they do a great job for the tabloids.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:30, Reply)

fuck off back to /talk you prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:11, Reply)

they really do think you're a prick here.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:15, Reply)

NO THEY DON'T

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:18, Reply)

don't all rush to his aid at once now.
lol
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:25, Reply)

there's only you and me here
we can either touch willies or have a thumb war.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:26, Reply)

music shit off it is!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA3A68l3ZKs
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)

I quite like that
And this youtu.be/88YS1z2Z5kQ is the track that made me realise there was such a thing as underground, good quality house. Until I heard that track I was strictly a breakbeats man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:29, Reply)

franglais rap is always totes cool.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:31, Reply)

MC Solaar is ace but I don't speak French.
Impeccable flow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I done it at uni, can't speak a fucking word either.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:34, Reply)

nice but needs more smoooooth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAaSyZODa3g
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:33, Reply)

ah, Bob Sinclar
What about Etienne De Crecy?

youtu.be/oSFzoAlxM_g
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:34, Reply)

actually, fuck that, the last couple of years have been fucking shit hot for house.
You know Azari & III?

Just wait for the fucking drop

youtu.be/uwQT-r-lXWg

it's proper dancefloor danger.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:36, Reply)

shit yeah, heard that on the radio. must have been on point blank.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I think I'm the only house head on OT :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:39, Reply)

nah, broady is a proper old raver and I've got shit loads of house on the empee3
not everyone understands house music.
it's a soul thing, a body thing.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Exactly
I love all sorts of music, but I don't listen to club music in the same way as I do, say, Pantera or something. Fundamentally different musics.

There is fucking loads of shit electronic stuff just as there is loads of shit rock stuff.

I know my onions and know them deeply.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:43, Reply)

fucking heart it big time, super discount for the win. saw etienne and dimitri from paris play christiana in copenhagen once,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KFwYiJD1Po
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:36, Reply)

fuck that, get that Azari & III track on.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:37, Reply)

see I'm in a music time warp from 1994-2003.
happens when you have kids innit
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:39, Reply)

I wouldn't know
You heard Maya Jane Coles? She's ridiculously talented. Check the melody on this youtu.be/m2q7mbbBmSc
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:40, Reply)

yeah I have heard that before but I'm not sure where. well nice.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Also, most of the OT 'gang' wouldn't touch ecstasy.
And ecstasy just makes good club music better and shit club music worse. It's a wonderful drug.

It's not all true what everyone says about you, you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:50, Reply)

that'll learn you not to be a sheeple then!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Please don't bum me again :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 23:37, Reply)

More MJC
And this is some seriously next level groove

youtu.be/xpHTTVE78Ks
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I've just ordered
Birthday trinkets for Monty and Stunned.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I hope Monty's is "fucking shit."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:40, Reply)

With any luck it won't be delivered in time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:06, Reply)

The trouble with this evening business
Is that you have no under-employed dullards to ask inane questions like you get during the day.

I must go to bed because I must work tomorrow.

(I said I wouldn't rant - that's the real truth an' god help me if i'm lyin' right)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Night TD.
I'm in the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:08, Reply)

By yourself.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:10, Reply)