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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why hasn't your contract been extended?
Smelling of drink every morning and have non epilipetic shakes has done for you I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:09, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
He was embezzling funds which he spent on a series of ever-more-lavish built-up shoes,
things came to a head when he turned up in 4' gold platforms one morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)
I heard it's because he kept sex pestering the women in the office, rubbing his crotch up against their knees

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)
I head it's because he go so angry he tried to fire the entire board of directors.
Then pooed himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)
You forgot my attempt to set the offices on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Ah yes. How remiss of me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)
I heard he used a fire extinguisher to propel his chair around the board room.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)
whilst singing 'you're shit and you know you are' to the CEO.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)
in every board meeting he would repeat everything back that was said in a childish sarcastic voice.
"the projections are really encouraging."
"de prwojections are weally encouwaging."

"would you stop that please."
"would you stop dat pwease."
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Kim Jong Battered

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)
because he's a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)
well yeah that's a given
He was all Gordon Geckoing on bored graduate managers, the feedback was horrific
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)
I heard he walked round the office challenging staff to a dance off.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Pfft.
It was only ever going to be for 6 months, there was some talk of a 2 month extension, but they didn't have the budget.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)
It comes down to a little bit of B. and a lot of A.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)
...and even more of 'Baracus'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Sorry, that was poor.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)
If this hasn't cheered battered up when he's found out he's being sacked I don't know what will

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)
Damn right.
I left at the end of August btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)
washed up before you're forty :(
That's marketing though, burnt out all 'creativity' gone. Sucked up and spat out.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I know. It's tough man.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)
To be fair, I don't think he was expecting to live this long.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)
true, the little people always have reduced life expectancy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Because he misunderstood the doctor when he was told to expect a 'short life'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)

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